What the hell does this guy have that I don’t? Blond hair. Check. Blue eyes. Check. Ridiculous little wanna be goatee. Check. How does he lands chicks like Nicollette Sheridan? The two were spotted “full on making out” at Luau the other night. Granted Nicollette Sheridan is a far cry from Heather Locklear but it is still some pretty good old lady tail.

They are trying to be coy by showing up at parties in separate cars and ignoring each other until late at night when they think the “spies” aren’t watching them. But everything is seen in Hollywood. I think the whole reason they are being “coy” is because Nicollette Sheridan doesn’t want the guys of the world to think she has settled on one man so when a realman comes along she can take them up on their offers. It is another day and that means another day of me being jealous of little douches like David Spade who manages to get killer girls just by being a little skinny pipsqueak. Like me.

I didn’t wanna make this post and only give you David Spade’s ugly mug to look at so here are some Nicollette Sheridan bikini pictures.

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Links from the shore of the Mississippi river

Jodie Sweetin is divorced. How rude! – IBBB

Jessica Alba is covered up. Isn’t that illegal in some states? – Drunken Stepfather

Caption this! AnnaLynne McCord edition. – The Bastardly

David Archuleta poses with a porn star. He looks happy. – Aliie Is Wired

Katie Price is very candid- d-listed

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kim Catrall still thinks she’s hot- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Wino was rushed to the hospital again…again- notorious news

Selena Gomez is cute. I mean jailbait. Jailbait- I Don’t Want Your Life

Behind the scenes of the Britney Spears Rolling Stone photo shoot- Geno’s World