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David Letterman is a Dirty Old Man

Oct 2nd

I woke up pretty early this morning. Around 7:00 CT and I flipped on The Today Show before heading off to school. Apparently last night on The Late Show w/ David Letterman David Letterman had some shocking news that he knew one way or the other would be leaked to the public so he went public himself.

He admitted to sleeping w/ a member of the staff on The Late Show and after every confession he got a large round of applause like he had a legion of followers. Truth be told these people probably sat for 2 hours through shitty “warm up” comedians before seeing Letterman so he could have admitted to stabbing the pope while molesting a baby panda and they still would have cheered.

The tricky part about all this is that the guy who was trying to extort Letterman for $ 2 million was actually sleeping with the person Letterman was accused of having sexual relations with. What is even weirder is the fact that the women who was sleeping with the extortionist and Letterman, not at the same time, is still working on The Late Show. Talk about being desperate for talent. Who knows maybe she will be a guest on the show and talk about how great Letterman was in bed. Maybe she will start her own reality spin off called Sleeping With The (Letter) Man.

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David Letterman Has An Ugly Wife

Mar 24th

Posted by Tom O in Celebrity Gossip

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David Letterman had a big announcement last night but I would rather pull out my eyeballs with an old wrench that hear what David Letterman has to say. The announcement was that he got married to his long time guygirlfriend Regina Lasko on Thursday. I don’t know who the kid is in the photo but if he takes after his parents then he will be ugly as sin also.

David Letterman is a famous and rich guy. He could probably crash any party and get 3 girls to give him a blow job in 15 minutes. But instead he settles for this thing. What the fuck is he thinking? Is his self esteem so low that he doesn’t even realise that he could get his hands on just about anyone? Anyway I hope him and his husband wife have a long and happy life together. Let’s face it this dude is living on borrowed time already so it doesn’t matter who he marries. Except said person will get some serious dough once he kicks the bucket.

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