Posts tagged David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff is in The Nuthouse
Nov 30th
Just about every 2 or 3 days or so David Hasselhoff will get hammered and knock a guy out or pass out in his residence into an alcoholic coma and his daughter will have to call 911 to haul his sorry ass to the hospital. Well, like most people on Thanksgiving, The Hoff got drunk and needed to be hospitalized again but this time he went to the nuthouse.
Whoever called the cops said it was a 5150 emergency and he is being held involuntarily at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Kind of like Britney Spears. I am hoping that this results in him finally entering into Alcoholics Anonymous (minus the anonymous) and quits the boozing. You are talking about a guy who worked closely and befriended some of the hottest chicks on the planet on Baywatch. I don’t wanna see an old pimp die a frugal and pointless death. I wanna see him continue on to mac on other bitches and hos in the future.
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David Hasselhoff Got Alcohol Poisoning, Again
Sep 21st
It seems that just about every celebrity in the world is going to rehab these days. Even if they do not really need it. But one who has escaped the rehab bug is David Hasselhoff. He was admitted to a hospital recently to be treated for alcohol poisoning and this is like the third time this year that that has happened.
He finished taping America’s Got Talentand then went on a two day vodka bender. I am sure he can chalk that up to “celebrating” but the Hoff always seems to find a way to overdo it. In his prime he was listed by People magazine as one of the sexiest men alive and I am pretty sure none of them had alcohol problems so severe that they needed to go to rehab because of it. That is what makes him unique. Oh yea that and for some reason he has the entire German pop culture scene following him in lock step. Aside from that, I am not sure what makes him relevant anymore.
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David Hasselhoof Got Alcohol Poisoning
May 4th
David Hasselhoff is kind of a wreck. He proves that just about every time he is in front of a camera. If ANYONE needs to go to rehab, it is David Hasselhoff. Most people ignore his addiction to alcohol because he is a witty judge on a talent show, even though he has 0 talent himself. According to Radar, he has been hospitalized 7 times for alcohol poisoning in the past several years. On this visit, they rushed him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where they found out he had a blood alcohol rating of .39.
That is reallydrunk. They didn’t mention what he was drinking, but I am willing to bet my left nut that it wasn’t beer. What is even more sad is that he was alone when he got sloshed and was “discovered” by his daughter Haley,16, in his Encino home. How pathetic. I will continue to make fun of The Hoff when he acts like a jerk and is slurring his words on America’s Got Talentbut in all reality, I want him to get help. Rather he gets help or not, he will keep a warm douchey place in my heart for all eternity.
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