Posts tagged David Beckham
David Beckham Moves Into George Clooney’s Pad
Feb 26th
David Beckham walks eats and breathes money so why he can not afford a new house or an apartment is above me. Beckham moved into George Clooney’s villa in Italy’s Lake Como recently because of a contract agreement with L.A. Galaxy that says he has to play for some team in Italy or some shit. The 2 superstars met last year at the Met Ball in New York. They were introduced by a mutual friend Giorgio Armani and I am sure George told Beckham just how much he enjoyed his underwear ads. The dude is almost 50 and still single, you know the dude is in the closet.
Anyway the 2 hit it off and now they are landlord/rentee buddies. I wonder if this will be like the O.J. Simpson and Kato Kaelin landlordship. The age difference is about the same. As long as George Clooney doesn’t kill anyone and doesn’t make loud noises behind Beckham’s pad everything will be ok. Would be pretty funny if that did happen though.
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TomKat Spend Thanksgiving With The Beckhams
Nov 28th
Most people on Thanksgiving stay indoors with family and stuff themselves with turkey. This Thanksgiving TomKat did nothing of the sort. Instead they went out to the Big Apple Circus in NYC with the Beckhams. Afterwards they took a tour of central park, like they have never been there before, and took a horse and carriage ride through the property.
It must be nice to be as rich as TomKat and the Beckhams. While I was inside eating Wal-Mart turkey and smoking cigarettes they were taking a fucking horse carriage ride in NYC. This isn’t the time of year for envy though. Instead I will feel sorry for Jada Pikett Smith. Some people think she is a talented actress, but all I see in a post op transexual. Seriously, I bet Samantha Ronson hit on her until Will Smith walked over and shoved his tongue down her throat complete with adam’s apple. OK I am gonna go throw up now.
