Posts tagged Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning is Popular
Nov 2nd
Dakota Fanning is an all American teenage girl. She is 15 and is ahead in the grades for her age and if I am not mistaken will graduate next year. Not only is she the a star in multiple movies and a multi millionaire but apparently the kids at her high school think she is pretty great too.
They elected, or voted, or did whatever the fuck they do to make her the homecoming queen. I think this kind of sucks because when you are known on a first name basis around the country and across the globe for that matter, does she really need MORE attention? Once she hits 18 ( and I am sure there a re a number of websites counting down to that very day) she will have a typical inflated ego that many child stars have.
She will think that all she has to do is audition for a script and the casting directors will be throwing themselves at her feet just to get a chance to work with the ever famous Dakota Fanning. What she is forgetting is that 90% of her scripts cross her path BECAUSE she is a kid and doesn’t care how much she makes or how much screen time she will get.
All I am saying is, enjoy the ride while it lasts Dakota. Oh yea, and maybe do some nude scenes when you are barely legal. You have to plant the seen early folks. Otherwise, she would be lost.
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Dakota Fanning To Star In New Moon
Jan 26th
Dakota Fanning is a darling little girl. That’s right I said little girl. You’re not a grown up yet bitch! And she is apparently pretty psyched that she is going to star along side Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in the new movie New Moon. She will actually be playing a vampire which should make for some pretty good reviews. This is a step away from the PG roles she is used to doing but I think the only reason New Moon is rated PG-13 or R or whatever is because it is kind of dark and scary. There will for sure be no nudity or 4 letter words in this movie.
Apparently most of the New Moon crowd is the left overs from the Harry Potter series because by the time the next Harry Pottermovie comes out all the cast will be married with kids and have a mortgage. I will probably not see this movie because Robert Pattinson is a dirty haired psychopath and Kristen Stewart is an ungrateful pot head. But Dakota will hands down be the most talented person on the set. When the movie series is over Pattinson will go back to Europe or whatever god awful hole he crawled out of and never be seen on the big screen again. Kristen still has a career because she is pretty hot. And she is a pot head so she probably has a low self-esteem. That means I could probably hook up with her. Oooh My Confidence just went through the roof! Hollywood here I come!
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