Lindsay Lohan’s former lesbian lover, Courtenay Semel (daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel) is revealing the torrid details of their affair and totally not trying to get publicity from it. At all. Really. You may remember Courtenay from great roles such as “Bratty Kid” in Hudson Hawk or “herself” on Kim Kardashian’s show.

Courtenay’s pal explained: “She met Lindsay in the summer of 2006 at a party in Malibu.

“From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing.

“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out.

“Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”(NOTW)

This is a way better story than Lindsay Lohan banging Samantha Ronson. This chick Courtenay Semel is definitely doable, especially when you throw another sexually confused coked out hot chick into the mix. That reminds me of the time I wrote that letter to Penthouse. Let’s just say that the bathroom at the 7-11 on 10th Ave in Myrtle Beach will never be the same.