Bong. Bong. Dick Wolf, the creator of the ubiquitous Law & Order series, thinks he might have been short changed by NBC, the network that airs all the new episodes.

“Law and Order” super-producer Dick Wolf and NBC Universal are battling over the profits from the crime procedurals that have helped defined the genre for 19 years, the Wall Street Journal reports. This year, Wolf engaged in two legal battles over his creations’ revenue and friends of his say the producer thinks he has been cheated by NBC, the Journal says. (TV Week)

NBC of course, says that Dick Wolf is a greedy bastard. And well, with 3 full time series airing new episodes this fall on NBC and all three in syndication on every single cable channel (You can find an episode of L&O on at any hour of any day ever these days) they might have a point.

So why the old pics of Alicia Witt (who stars in L&O Criminal Intent) from a few years back? Because aside from our dedication to bringing you the most accurate entertainment news available, we also like chicks with big tits. Especially chicks who let their big tits hang out and have a penchant for watching porn.

The American Idol finale was last night and like you, I was glued to my set. OMG can you believe David won? Hahahaha. Not really, dumbass. See you thought we were going to be friends just now. And we could IM about what Syesha wore last week and which David was going to win and we’d giggle and LOL. And you’d tell me about that time in middle school when you did something inappropriate with your My Little Pony because you had strange feelings. And then afterward, it was awkward and it just felt weird to have My Little Pony hanging out with the rest of your dolls, because you know, now she was damaged goods and Malibu Barbie called her a whore and you know what bitch she can be.

David Cook wins! Hurray for America!

Christina Aguilera was not playing around at the Dior Show in New York this week. She wore an 80’s (60’s?) style dress circa Saved By the Bell, and completely pulled it off because of the post pregnancy BigASSTitties™.

Christina Aguilera is looking more like a character from TV show Dallas than a Dirrty girl these days.

Following in the 80s revival footsteps of Victoria Beckham, yummy mum Xtina wore this all-white power-dress to the Dior show in New York. (Mirror)

I’ve always had a mortal fear of pregnant chicks. To me they’re like the Bunyip is to the Aborigines – loud, scary and may kill you and eat you if you’re not careful. However, the one cool side effect of vomiting a baby sack out of your junk is the onset of gigantic boobies. Of course, this only works if you have a personal trainer to work out the other parts. So all you postpartum ladies driving your minivans to the Krispy Kreme drive-thru take note: If you’re still wearing the stretch pants when your baby starts to walk, you failed.

PS. Did you see that colon? Education = success.