Posts tagged Chris Brown
Rihanna And Chris Brown Are The Perfect Couple
Mar 10th
Rihanna is still making the mistake of her life by standing by Chris Brown, but their relationship isn’t just superficial. They are actually in the studio right now recording a duet together. i am sure it is a song about how relationships have ups and downs but in the end they still survive. Well Rihanna did survive, barely. I could see them talking to each other on the phone or even texting, which is what started this whole mess in the first place, but hanging out face to face makes me think Rihanna just wants to make herself into the cliche beaten up girlfriend you hear so much about in country music.
” He beat me because he loves me” is what she will tell her family. In the meantime the majority of the viewing public will make fun of her, me included, until she breaks up with this monster. I am sure the other guys at the recording studio are just thrilledthat they get to work with Chris Brown. How much more awkward could this situation be? Not much. And the song they are recording is for Chris’ album due out later this year. Who the fuck is going to buy it? Rihanna fans? Not likely. If I were him I would plead guilty, get the jail time done with and try to move on in his life being a construction worker or some shit.
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Links that beat before they can get beaten
Britney Spears’ pussy was hanging out- IDLYITW
Cristy from Intervention- IBBB
Amy Winehouse is still obsessing over her ex- Holy Moly
J-Love is slim and she is showing it off- Drunken Stepfather
Hayden Panettiere is getting bigger boobies- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kat Von D is pretty- yeeeah
Megan Fox is doing something- IDLYITW
Tom Cruise reminds me of nuns at my catholic grade school- Celeb News Wire
A Spice Girl had a baby- Allie Is Wired
Jamie Lynn Spears is going country- popbytes
Now THIS is how you teach kids- Geno’s World
Christian Bale will not be Batman again- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Tina Davis started the Chris Brown/Rihanna fight- notorious news
Chris Brown Faces The Music
Mar 6th
Chris Brown is facing the music today, and I am not talking about beat boxing in an L.A. recording studio. Today Chris Brown went to court and he did not enter a plea. In fact, the court case was postponed until April 6. He is being represented by celebrity attorney Mark Geragos who represented Michael Jackson and I think Winona Ryder too. This guy is so good that he got a waiver of presence for Chris Brown.
What a waiver of presence is basically something stating that Chris Brown doesn’t have to show up at his own trial. Geragos will represent him until April 6 which is the date of doom for Brown where they, the jurors, will more than likely find him guilty. There are rumors floating around that they postponed the court date so Brown could strike a deal with prosecutors, but we are not sure about that yet. The fact that Rihanna is not pressing charges says a lot in this case but I think the picture of Rihanna bruised and beaten speaks volumes. I hope this fucker gets the max which is 4 years and 8 months in the clink. I want to see how he can fight in jail when the person isn’t considerably smaller than him. What a bitch. Pictures of Chris Brown and his attorney below.
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Rihanna A.K.A. Tina Turner
Mar 2nd
Rihanna is a shallow dumb bitch, so I guess she can not find another guy to hook up with. I took it pretty easy on Rihanna in the past few weeks because I felt sorry for her. But not anymore. Rumors are circulating and People confirms that she is indeed back with Chris Brown. More than likely she will probably not press charges either. They are staying at P.Diddy’s mansion, making Diddy an enabler, in Miami and apparently Chris is trying to get some studio time in.
I hope he writes a song about how he kicked the fuck out of his girlfriend. That would make a cool song. I am not sure exactly who he thinks is going to buy this cd. I doubt any of his cds will sell after what he did. Which is a shame because before he beat up Rihanna, he was one of the hottest song writers in L.A. and just about every hip hop artist wanted to record with him. Is that me feeling sorry for him? How dare I! I am going to slap myself in the face and give myself a swirly in the toilet so I never feel sorry for a girl beater again.
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Links that will never get a finger raised to them
Melissa Theuriau is topless- IDLYITW
J-Lo has an Elvis mullet- IBBB
Adam Lambert is gay- Allie Is Wired
Michelle Williams is topless- Celeb News Wire
Denise Richards gets attention on and off the set of DWTS- Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Alba has fucked up grandma hands- I Don’t Want Your Life
Miley Cyrus jogs in daisy dukes- IDLYITW
LiLo hits up starbucks- Holy Moly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
AnnaLynne McCord to Marry Carrot Top- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Watchmen cast says there won’t be a sequel- Geno’s World
K-Fed is a gold digger extraordinaire! – notorious news
Amy Winehouse has landed in the U.K. – popbytes
It’s Paris’ Fault
Feb 11th
The news lately has been just naabout nothing except the blow up between Rihanna and Chris Brown that left Rihanna bloodied and bruised. There are rumors left and right as to why they had the argument that they had. One site says that they were arguing over which car to take to the Grammys. Another site says that they wee arguing over a text message that Chris had received by some mystery woman.
Some sites are saying that they got into an argument over who was going to perform first at the Grammys. And yet another site is saying that Rihanna was the one who stated the argument and the alleged fight and that Chris Brown was only acting in self-defense. Even though he didn’t have a scratch on him and Rihanna could barely seout her eyes because of the swelling. But the rumor I like best is the one that depicts Chris Brown and Pais Hilton getting cozy at a Grammys pre-party that sent Rihanna into a rage. Oh and did I mention the rumor about Rihanna being pissed that Chris Brown gave her herpees? I can’t seem to make a post about Paris Hilton without mentioning herpees but the rumor is circulating.
According to OK magazine a source says, ” He [Chris Brown] and Paris went outside together. Paris was all over him. Rihannacaught wind of it and spent the rest of the night glued to him.” This doesn’t really surprise me. Paris seems to be all over just about every guy when she goes to parties. And if this attack that occurredin some park or subdivision or whatever happened because of Paris, well that shit is just funny. I am sure Paris’ name will come up in court at Chris Brown’s trial and she may even be called upon to testify. Which should go humorously. Le me reinerate the points here. Chris Brown, Rihanna, Paris Hilton, fight, herpees. That is about all I can say. More pictures of Paris Hilton and her disease ridden ass at the Grammys below.
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