Posts tagged Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen Is A Cheating Cheater
Apr 14th
It seems that unlike the persona Charlie Sheen is trying to convince the public he is, Charlie Sheen is still the cheating cheater he has always been. Probably still using drugs too but that is all good as long as he doesn’t accidentally kill himself with them. Here is a photo of him sneaking out of a woman’s house by the name of Angelina Tracy.
I think the mustache is corny as fuck but it is probably a throw back for him so he looks more like John Holmes when he is giving it to this Angelina chick. I am not sure how a guy like this who has been followed by the paparazzi for over 10 years now can get away with things like cheating without getting busted for so long. Gotta hand it to the man. Team Charlie!
Charlie Sheen Is In Rehab
Feb 24th
Everyone knows that Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, is a head case and has been admitted to rehab for crack/cocaine abuse and left rehab and is now in a new rehab facility. But it is being reported today that Charlie Sheen himself has checked himself into rehab for alcohol/cocaine abuse.
He tried to do the whole PR thing and say that he is going into rehab for alcohol abuse and that it is a preventative measure more than anything but now we all know the dude is a coke head and is more out of his mind on drugs than his wife is. The only thing that sucks about this whole situation is that this will put Two And A Half Menon hold which blows because that is one of the funniest shows on tv. It’s all good though. The voodoo doctor will work his magic and he will make everyone laugh once again.
Brooke Mueller Is A Crack Head
Feb 16th
Everyone seems to be obsessed with Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen’s rocky relationship. I do not see what all the hysteria is all about but it seems to be growing. Now it is being reported exclusively on RadarOnline.com that Brooke Mueller isn’t just in rehab for alcohol addiction, but crack addiction too!
I think chicks are easier when they have an addiction. Therefore, I am a little turned on right now. Not that I would hire a crack whore. No. I am not that sleazy. But if Brooke Mueller wanted to get away from Charlie Sheen for a little while and stay at my place and she just happens to put her hand on my crotch and I just happen to slip a crack rock into her hand, then I will let whatever transpires transpire. Just circumstances. That’s all.
Brooke Mueller is a Coke Freak
Dec 30th
Charlie Sheen is a very lucky man. He was blessed with good looks and has a killer career in Hollywood and he could have just about any chick that he wanted. But for some reason he settled for a chick that has a fucked up past with busts both for drinking and drugs. Her most recent but (which isn’t all that recent) was a cocaine possession charge that she was charged with March 9, 2001.
Of course when I say he “settled” for her is because he can do a lot better. If I were dating a chick that looked even similar to Brooke Mueller I would tell everyone I know and call my mother and say, “See? I did grow up to be a ‘somebody’”. Then on our way to dinner she would compliment me on my clothes and touch me on the thigh and I would jizz my pants, crash my car, and kill us both. But it would be good while it lasted.
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