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Charles Barkley is usually not that controversial of a figure. But if I have anything to do with it, he will be. The other night he was arrested for DUI after running a stop sign. When the officer asked him what he was doing the officer says, “He asked me,’You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said,’ I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.’ He then explained that she had given him a blow job one week earlier and said said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

You can not blame the guy. When you see a hot hooker on the street corner, you need to hurry your ass over there otherwise some other dude is getting the best BJ in the world for cheap. I am sure that Barkley was just drunk and didn’t mean any harm. Well… other than the gun found in his car. Then he may be harmful.

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Early this morning Charles Barkley was arrested in Arizona for DUI. I don’t see why all these celebrities are being pulled over but it has to do with new laws in 2009. Rumor has it that in California you can exceed the .08 blood alcohol level starting in January and will be let loose by the cops.

Maybe this little incident will give him something to talk about during his NBA commentaries. No word on what bar he got drunk in or why he was arrested for DUI and not DWI. DUI usually means drugs and he just doesn’t seem like a drug person. Anyway, he has been released from the clink and took a cab home. As if he had a choice.

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