When you are a Hollywood starlet, you have a few exs. But the ex of all exs ran into Lindsay Lohan when she was having a night out on the town with Samantha Ronson. I am sure that after Calum got left on the dance floor he got pissed off and ranted to the paparazzi that Lohan had a gross orange pussy like Joe Francis did in 2006.

However, not all doors are closed for Calum Best. He still has a shot. See Lindsay was just recently interviewed by Harper’s Bazaar and when asked if she was a bi sexual she answered, ” Maybe. Yea.” Hot. I shouldn’t say hot. I should say maybe hot. It would be hot if Lohan was down for a threesome with another hottie but more than likely if you asked her for a three way these days she would pull that little boyish troll Samantha into the room and your boner would shrink to the size of a peanut.

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