Posts tagged Britney Spears
Britney Spears’ Kids Swear Up a Storm
Aug 12th
Britney Spears is a busy woman and can not be bothered to correct her kids when they say bad words. While she was at a L.A. swag suite (whatever the fuck that is,) last week her kids were heard screaming “Oh shit!” I grew up in a household that if we were caught using 4 letter words we were grounded for a week.
I am willing to bet that if Britney’s kids were heard swearing, they would be grounded from their cell phone. And yes, they do have cellphones at 2 and 3 because Britney is rich. They’re also told they can only get 2 desserts at the restaurant instead of 3. Basically it just shows that Britney has no control over her kids whatsoever. Kind of like how she doesn’t have any control over her money. Maybe Britney’s dad can show the kids proper grammar.
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Links that cuss like a sailor
It is confirmed what we already believed- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kelly Osbourne gets her own reality show- Holy Moly
Sarah Palin is getting a divorce! Doubtful- popbytes
Christina Ricci is slammin’- Amy Grindhouse
Megan Fox has outtakes- IDLYITW
Britney Spears Hasn’t Changed
Jul 9th
Britney Spears is still a tool to her daddy’s conservatorship over her life. But she is a clever girl. If she wants to get high, she gets high. That is why she has been having her assistant buy diet pills for her so not only does she get a pick me up from that, but she stays in shape as well. Smart. She is also washing those diet pills down with red bull which apparently turns you into a caffeine zombie.
But alas, her father got wind of this little operation and put it to a stop right away. Even K-Fed got involved and tried to talk some sense into her and she flipped out on him and he told the Spears’ camp that she is reverting to her old ways again. I say go for it. I like caffeine like just about every other person in this world and I LOVED the “old” Britney. She was fun and crazy and it took headlines away from shit like Michael Jackson and Jon and Kate Gosselin. This is the tabloid injection this world needs right now. I am gonna get backstage tickets to one of her shows and give her some chocolate covered espresso beans and a 4 pack of the new red bull cola. I will have a better show backstage than I ever did at a concert.
This guy turned down Megan Fox. Gay! – IDLYITW
Julianne Hough is cute- Geno’s World
I want to bang Allessandra Torresani- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Holly Madison+boobs=boner – I Don’t Want Your Life
K-Fed is chubby- yeeeah
More info on LiLo getting sued- IDLYITW
Britney Spears Is The Grossest Woman On Earth
May 28th
Ugh! There are not a lot of stories out there that actually make me puke up my breakfast, but this one takes the cake. Britney Spears has a lot of wardrobe changes in her life both on stage and off. In her most recent wardrobe change, she put on some clothes for an Elle magazine shoot and ruined the wardrobe. How you ask? Here’s the quote, “They dressed her in all of these beautiful couture clothes- and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”
Saying that it wasn’t pretty is an understatement. It is kind of bizarre that the most beautiful lusted after thing in the world is also the most gross and disgusting and foul thing in the world depending on what time of the month it was. While Britney bathes in her own cunt juice, ::gags::, I am sure the people at Elle were pissed that they not only had to ditch the clothes she ruined, they also had to use jet fuel to burn the clothes to an unrecognizable crisp. Trust me, you don’t want some poor dumpster diver finding them in the trash and getting an irreversible flesh eating disease that is highly contagious.
People Still Stalk Britney Spears?
Apr 17th
Thursday morning a woman was arrested on the property of Britney Spears’ California home. She was arrested wearing full camouflage and sporting a camera. I don’t know what she was doing there as Britney wasn’t home. What is really spectacular about this whole situation is that someone actually cares enough about Britney Spears to actually stalk her.
And it doesn’t end there, she was actually an American Idol season 5 contestant who auditioned with Britney Spears’ Everytime.Afterwards Britney didn’t miss a beat and went on to perform at one of her concerts. Her two boys watched the sexually charged show but apparently they were taken away before Britney started dry humped a stripper pole. Some day they will know the truth. The truth that Britney is an attention whoring skank that has practically no sanity. When that day comes I will befriend the two sons so I can get a cut of the cash when Britney dies from a cheetos overdose and gives all of her money to her two sons.
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Links that creep darkly in the night
I can see Lady GaGa’s…black tape?- IDLYITW
Susan Boyle is the ugliest singer in the world- Amy Grindhouse
Amy Winehouse wants to write a childrens book. No I am not kidding. – Celeb News Wire
MSNBC talks teabagging- yeeeah
Ali Lohan has herpees- Allie Is Wired
Hayden Panettiere is cute- I Don’t Want Your Life
Dina Lohan is brilliant- IDLYITW
Pink is in her bra- Drunken Stepfather
Guess the breast! I already know the answer- Holy Moly
Audrina Patridge has a hot sister- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lauren Hildebrandt interview- Geno’s World
Drew Barrymore looks good- popbytes
The embodiment of wrinkles- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Suri Cruise turns 3! – notorious news
