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There are rumors floating around that Britney Spears might be engaged. To her talent agent I think. A guy named Jason but I don’t follow Britney’s life close enough to know who this Jason person is. She was photographed wearing a ring on her engagement finger while out shopping the other day and people are starting to speculate.

I don’t exactly know what to say in this situation. Usually when a chick gets engaged I think to myself if I were the guy, would I want to marry her? And in this situation I would say YES! First of all you get access to almost an unlimited amount of money. Secondly you get to bang a pretty hot Britney Spears, we all saw those bikini pics from the other day. And thirdly she always puts her kids on the sideline so you wouldn’t have to worry about being a real dad. That is K-Fed’s job. So in this situation my ruling is yes. Yes I would marry Britney Spears.

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Britney Spears is a busy woman and can not be bothered to correct her kids when they say bad words. While she was at a L.A. swag suite (whatever the fuck that is,) last week her kids were heard screaming “Oh shit!” I grew up in a household that if we were caught using 4 letter words we were grounded for a week.

I am willing to bet that if Britney’s kids were heard swearing, they would be grounded from their cell phone. And yes, they do have cellphones at 2 and 3 because Britney is rich. They’re also told they can only get 2 desserts at the restaurant instead of 3. Basically it just shows that Britney has no control over her kids whatsoever. Kind of like how she doesn’t have any control over her money. Maybe Britney’s dad can show the kids proper grammar.

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Links that cuss like a sailor

It is confirmed what we already believed- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kelly Osbourne gets her own reality show- Holy Moly

Sarah Palin is getting a divorce! Doubtful- popbytes

Christina Ricci is slammin’- Amy Grindhouse

Megan Fox has outtakes- IDLYITW

Britney Spears is still a tool to her daddy’s conservatorship over her life. But she is a clever girl. If she wants to get high, she gets high. That is why she has been having her assistant buy diet pills for her so not only does she get a pick me up from that, but she stays in shape as well. Smart. She is also washing those diet pills down with red bull which apparently turns you into a caffeine zombie.

But alas, her father got wind of this little operation and put it to a stop right away. Even K-Fed got involved and tried to talk some sense into her and she flipped out on him and he told the Spears’ camp that she is reverting to her old ways again. I say go for it. I like caffeine like just about every other person in this world and I LOVED the “old” Britney. She was fun and crazy and it took headlines away from shit like Michael Jackson and Jon and Kate Gosselin. This is the tabloid injection this world needs right now. I am gonna get backstage tickets to one of her shows and give her some chocolate covered espresso beans and a 4 pack of the new red bull cola. I will have a better show backstage than I ever did at a concert.

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This guy turned down Megan Fox. Gay! – IDLYITW

Julianne Hough is cute- Geno’s World

I want to bang Allessandra Torresani- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Holly Madison+boobs=boner – I Don’t Want Your Life

K-Fed is chubby- yeeeah

More info on LiLo getting sued- IDLYITW