Posts tagged Britney Spears
Britney Spears is a Failure
Nov 9th
If you live in Australia (ha ha) then you probably have heard about Britney Spears massive failure at her first show there. Apparently the Aussies think that American celebrities sing their own lyrics. Not so. 99.9% of all American singers lip sync their lyrics because they are too wasted to remember the lyrics.
I could stand up here and defend Britney but she hasn’t really done anything for me lately so I will just let her suffer. I am sure after all this drama Britney will go back to her $8,000,000,000 mansion and do her hair and forget there is this little tiny island on this planet called Australia. She cares so much. It just touches me right here. ::sobs::
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Links that are aloof
Miley Cyrus is a whore- IDLYITW
10 ways to save The Hills- IBBB
You will probably never see Jennifer Lopez naked- Allie Is Wired
Kristen Stewart’s shitty loser ass in shitty loser shorts- Drunken Stepfather
Eva Mendes promotes sexiness via billboard- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Steven Tyler quits Aerosmith- notorious news
If you haven’t professed your love for Taylor Swift, here is your chance to jump on the band wagon- IDLYITW
An Eva Mendes nipple slip!- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Britney Spears Does The Bikini Thing
Oct 19th
I have to say, I don’t see a lot of Britney Spears anymore. She is off doing her Circus tour and she hardly ever surfaces. Just recently she was chilling with who I am guessing is her agent, or whatever, that she is rumored to be dating. I am also glad that when she did surface she is in a bikini.
Not all people look good in a bikini and Britney Spears is one of those people or at least she used to be. In the past 6 months she looks KILLER in a bikini. That’s all I got. Enjoy.
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Links that wear black to look slim
Whitney Houstan has a wardrobe malfunction- IDLYITW
Michael Lohan to detox Lindsay himself?- Allie Is Wired
Amanda Seyfried is stuffing her face- Drunken Stepfather
Nicole Richie might be married- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Marge Simpson is naked- notorious news
What the hell?- IDLYITW
Kelley Thompson is Miss November!- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Britney Spears Will Maintain 50/50 Custody of Her Kids
Sep 25th
The Circus tour is almost over but Britney just wanted to solidify the fact that she will get to see her kids just about as often as she likes. An L.A. county superior court granted Britney 50/50 custody of her kids until at least the end of this year. TMZ also confirmed that K-Fed is still raking in that $20,000 a month and confirmed something I never heard of before. He is getting $25,000 a month when his kids are outside of California.
I guess the judge granted that because he might need a first class airplane trip to where ever his kids are. And you can’t fly first class with out a bottle of dom. And you can’t travel to some distant strange state without staying at the Hilton. And you can’t just rent any car to go see your kids. You need to rent a Bentley. You see? K-Fed is just trying to survive in a mixed up crazy world. And people call him a gold digger. For shame.
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Links that are just scraping by
Glee is one of the gayest shows on television- IDLYITW
The Quaids are famous again all of a sudden- Geno’s World
Dita Von Teese wears a bra- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Lauren Bosworth interview- I Don’t Want Your Life
Amanda Seyfried is in GQ- yeeeah
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are about to announce their relationship- notorious news
Mackenzie Phillips banged her dad for 10 years- IDLYITW
Britney Spears Might Be Engaged
Aug 13th
There are rumors floating around that Britney Spears might be engaged. To her talent agent I think. A guy named Jason but I don’t follow Britney’s life close enough to know who this Jason person is. She was photographed wearing a ring on her engagement finger while out shopping the other day and people are starting to speculate.
I don’t exactly know what to say in this situation. Usually when a chick gets engaged I think to myself if I were the guy, would I want to marry her? And in this situation I would say YES! First of all you get access to almost an unlimited amount of money. Secondly you get to bang a pretty hot Britney Spears, we all saw those bikini pics from the other day. And thirdly she always puts her kids on the sideline so you wouldn’t have to worry about being a real dad. That is K-Fed’s job. So in this situation my ruling is yes. Yes I would marry Britney Spears.
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