Britney Spears is threatening to release the crazy-wack-funky video diaries she made over the past year. I like the way she’s threatening and not planning. I think a lot of people use planning when they really mean threatening. To wit:

  1. I am panning to have this baby, you bastard
  2. I am planning to have sex with that girl over there later
  3. Were you planning to come over, I’m sleepy. No, there is no one here, why?
  4. etc

If you’re wondering why I put that old picture of Britney up, it’s because I liked her better when she was just coming into her white trash. Plan to check out these links: