Posts tagged British Nudes
Maria Fowler Likes the Beach
Mar 11th
Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.
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- Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
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- British girls have the best tits. PROVE ME WRONG!
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- Is this water cold or are my tits just awesome?
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- Has anyone seen my camel (toe)?
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- Those dudes in the back = not on our team.
Merci Beaucoup, Rosie Jones
Mar 8th
Translation: words words words BOOBS words.
Here’s Rosie Jones in some magazine somewhere for uh, something. I’m just calling it in at this point. I need a bottle of cabernet. Merci.
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- Troisfeuille de Rosie!
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- How you say, zee boobeez?
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- Translation: words words words BOOBS words.
