A lot of people remember Sarah Palin as the failed vice-presidential candidate of 2008. Now they can remember her as something else. A grandmother. At 5:30 a.m. this morning Bristol Palin,16, welcomed her son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston to the world.

This child will probably be the most made fun of kid in school and will catch a lot of flack when he goes to college by all the liberal PETA members who think hunting is evil. Just recently Bristol’s boyfriend’s mother was busted for meth and that is cute. Word on the street is, they named the kid Tripp because Bristol was flying on three hits of acid the night of the conception. You have to give it to her boyfriend. They don’t have drugs like roofies or date rape in Alaska. So he had to make do with what was at his disposal. Well played my friend. well played.

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