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The National Enquirer ran a story yesterday saying that Brangelina are planning a split. Just about every blog on the internet posted the story but warned to take it with a grain of salt because of the source. I didn’t do a story on it which is surprising because I hate Brangelina more than just about anyone and I would love to see them split.

Anyway, their reps, because Brangelina are too good to stoop to the level of the mass media and actually deny a split themselves, is saying that the two are happy and will not separate. All the rep could blather was the words “not true”. I understand that he was busy getting a latte for Angelina and didn’t have the time to state a full sentence to the media in fears of Angelina throwing a cell phone at him if the coffee was cold.

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More news oozing from the Jolie-Pitt camp today. Kind of like how it oozes everyday. But this time it graced the cover of OK! magazine. Apparently Brad Pitt is sick and tired of staying at home and watching the kids while his girlfriend goes out and makes films and does humanitarian work. It is hard to say girlfriend after all this time because you would think they would have gotten married by now. But no.

According to OK! Brad is putting his foot down and demanding that they get married or the relationship is off. Also he told Angelina that he wants to be married before he has anymore kids. I am sure once they tie the knot Brad will become complacent and then after some time goes by, drops out of her life like a stone in a pond. According to the source the couple are on such hard rocks that they don’t even have sex anymore. You mean they had sex? I didn’t know that. I just figured they were adopting babies left and right because Brad was impotent or in the closet. I learn something new everyday.

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Links that prefer friendship over lust

Madonna is charitable- IDLYITW

Cutepocalypse- yeeeah

Bai Ling has talent nipples- Celeb News Wire

Lauren Conrad wants to be like Jennifer Aniston- I Don’t Want Your Life

Playmates go golfing- Attu World

The next girl Katy Perry will kiss is Rihanna- Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears dresses appropriately- IDLYITW

Jessica Simpson works at a computer store… APRIL FOOLS! Seriously, give it time though- Geno’s World

Tori Spelling is skinnier- popbytes

Violet Affleck loves ice cream- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Halle Berry dances on Ellen- Drunken Stepfather

Russell Brand gets serious- Holy Moly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Miley Cyrus is growing up fast- notorious news

A long time ago Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie said they would get married after gay and lesbian couples gained the right to get married. Well that time has come and passed. Brad is now saying that he will get married when it becomes important to the kids. When exactly will that moment come Brad? He tells Ann Curry , ” You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’” I think that is the alarm bell Brad. I think the kids are ready for you two to be married.

In the interview Brad also is very blunt about how much he hates the paparazzi. Let’s face it if it wasn’t for them, Brad Pitt wouldn’t have a career. It is also a little hypocritical as well as he is a hugefan of photography. It is ok, because I respect Brad. For what reason? Because he doesn’t care if Angelina Jolie does nude scenes in her films. Tom Cruise would die before he let Katie Holmes get naked on the big screen. But Brad doesn’t really care what Angie does in her movies. That is more than likely because of the fact that she is a c-list celebrity and always will be. Don’t worry Brad, the ball and chain won’t weigh you down too much. Besides if you want to have sex with someone else while you are still married you can just cheat on your wife again.

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Links from the black lagoon

Happy birthday Britney Spears- IBBB

Speidi have vending machine wedding rings- Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears is going on tour- popbytes

Beyonce has hairy armpits- Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Alba is still hot- The Bastardly

Speidi is announcing a further pregnancy- Geno’s World

Blake Fielder is going back to prison- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Paris Hilton has cleavage- I Don’t Want Your Life