VROOM VROOM! I’m a racer…

This is Kim Kardashian dressed ridiculously at some promotion for some asinine product that WOW playahs will be pouring over their man tits after they get the 20th degree nerd fatty badge in the enchanted forest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for senseless cleavage and Armenian DSL’s, but I’m still confused as to why this chick is famous. Let’s ask her…

Fatback Media: So K-Kard, nice tits B.tha.dub… So Kimbo, why are you so famous?

Kim Kard: Well, first of all my daddy helped free a murderer, then um, oh yeah I sucked that dude’s pole on a Vivid ™ video. Maybe you’ve heard of it? Kim Kardashian Superstar ™? (All Rights Reserved)

FM: I’m sure I have no idea..

KK: Also, I was naked in Playboy, which you know is like, a HUGE honor.

FM: Yeah, that’s what they tell me. But don’t you feel like you’re just exploiting yourself at the expense your self respect…Bwahahahah, I’m just fucking with you. Let’s see them titties!

KK: …

FM: I’ve got some blow and a Flip camera…

KK: [ziiiiiip.....]

There you have it folks. Truly one of our generation’s greatest heroes. *makes motorboat noise*