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Bong. Bong. Dick Wolf, the creator of the ubiquitous Law & Order series, thinks he might have been short changed by NBC, the network that airs all the new episodes.

“Law and Order” super-producer Dick Wolf and NBC Universal are battling over the profits from the crime procedurals that have helped defined the genre for 19 years, the Wall Street Journal reports. This year, Wolf engaged in two legal battles over his creations’ revenue and friends of his say the producer thinks he has been cheated by NBC, the Journal says. (TV Week)

NBC of course, says that Dick Wolf is a greedy bastard. And well, with 3 full time series airing new episodes this fall on NBC and all three in syndication on every single cable channel (You can find an episode of L&O on at any hour of any day ever these days) they might have a point.

So why the old pics of Alicia Witt (who stars in L&O Criminal Intent) from a few years back? Because aside from our dedication to bringing you the most accurate entertainment news available, we also like chicks with big tits. Especially chicks who let their big tits hang out and have a penchant for watching porn.

God. Damn. Jessica Alba somehow managed to get hotter two months after having her baby girl Honor Marie. There’s just something better about her. I can’t put my finger on it. Also, her baby just got paid.

TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine.

We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. (TMZ)

I guess you could look at it as a nice college fund, although that baby girl will never see a day of strife in her privileged, genetically superior life. My mom started a college fund for me when I was baby. Well actually she just stuck a pack of Kool’s in my Huggies Pull-ups and forgot about them. Eventually, I learned how to go potty by myself and she found them again. “Good times”, she said, “set for the day.”

God. Damn.

Ashlee Simpson’s rack has gone from great to awesome now that she’s eating for two. I figure she has about 3 more weeks of complete hotness before the grossness sets in and we have to write her off till Christmas. I’m not saying that pregnant girls are gross. Wait, yes I am totally saying that.

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Erm. Something’s definitely different about Ashlee Simpson. Did she color her hair? New cut? Is that a new shirt? WHAT IS IT?

Ashlee, who got engaged to rocker boyfriend PETE WENTZ last month, has recently been subject of rumours surrounding a possible pregnancy.

But the eye-catching size of her bust pictured above will only increase speculation, as it looks like she’s developed a pair of CHRISTINA AGUILERA-style pregnancy boobs.

Either that or the wiring of her bra is truly immense.

The mystery deepens… (SUN UK)

Also a mystery, is how my super sexy dance moves saved the day when the bullies tried to take over the orphanage. I’m a maniac.