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Weekends are for links. Not really. Weekends are sitting around drinking beer and talking shit about The Man. Because the man likes to keep a brotha down. So sit back, grab a cold one, grill some steaks and don’t forget to kill whitey.

• VegasAllVegas Crazy Horse Too loses temporary liquor license
• Jamie Lynn Spears has her kid; dad has a great job
• keira knightley’s tiny tits
• Megan Fox reveals ‘Transformers 2′ script re-writes, make-out scenes
• Justin Timberlake = Gay at Yeeeah!
• Blake Lively upskirt will get you thru the day

This is Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girls this week in NYC. I’ve never watched the show, but I’m told it’s like Sex & The City for people who have ringtones that only they can hear. Although Blake is from California, she grew up southern baptist, which makes her an honorary southerner in our book – especially in that outfit. Southern Baptist girls are the hottest and cruelest girls you’ll ever meet. It takes weeks of church, hand holding and blue balls just to get to third base and then they fuck your best man on your wedding day. Sorry Jesus! More Blake…