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Bikini girl, a.k.a. Katrina Darrell returned to American Idol last night and showed off her killer breast implants. Maybe I am an old fashioned kind of guy but I think she looked amazing without breast implants, but bigger is always better. She won some sort of award for being annoying or some shit. Also during her first meeting with the judges she told Kara DioGuardi that her version of the song she was singing wasn’t any better than the version she had just sang.

Kara’s old skanky ass didn’t like this and took revennge on bikini girl by interrupting Katrina’s performance and singing the song over bikini girl. And then the grossest thing in American Idolhistory occurred. Kara ripped open her dress to reveal she was wearing a bikini underneath. She had  a wrinkled belly like Tara Reid and of course she has pretty boring breasts. It was like seeing Ellen DeGeneres in a bikini. It is just not a thing men want to see. I puked a little bit, but regained my composure in time to see Kris Allen win it all.

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