Posts tagged Beyonce
Beyonce Might Be Preggers
Mar 26th
It is being reported by MediaTakeout.com that Beyonce Knowles is pregnant with Jay-Z’s baby but will continue to work regardless of the the pregnancy. Seeing as that Beyonce waited forever to tell people that she was even married, more than likely this baby will fall out of her dress during some musical performance.
If I were in her shoes I would announce it publicly early so the tabloids can start bidding on who will publish the first pics cause those fuckers pay a lot. I don’t have any People magazine money but I can give her $50 and a red bull for a quick vid of the birth. Not cause I wanna see Beyonce’s vagina ( but I do) but because when you see a hot chick giving birth it instantly makes them less hot.
Beyoncé is Pregnant. Maybe.
Apr 30th
The smokin’ hot chicks from Hollyscoop just gave me an exclusive!!! Well, I’m on their mass email list, but I’m pretty sure I’m thiiiiis close to asking one of them out. I have a good feeling. Anyway, turns out newly married Beyoncé is pregnant.
Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” (HollyScoop)
How can you tell when a girl from the south is pregnant? She gets married 2 months later. It’s a long standing tradition that country whores have been doing for generations. My mom was pregnant with me in her junior yearbook photo. Hawt.
