Beyonce Knowles is a very famous  singer. But most of the time when she performs live she is lip syncing and when you hear her on the radio, it is an edited version of the song. However, when she performed on the Today Show she sang live and they edited the shit out of that mix and then aired it. Howard Stern, the king of all media, got a hold of the unmastered mix of Beyonce on the Today Show. And it is enough to make your skin crawl.

I am sure that fans of Beyonce, or Sasha Fierce, or whatever the fuck she calls herself these days, will be able to distinguish which song she was singing. But the average man like me can not really tell. Basically, if you took a cat and drowned it while using its own claws to scrape a chalkboard, then you would get an idea of how the song sounded. In other words, great job Beyonce! I will totally come to your concerts from now on.

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