Garth Brooks is about as boring as they come. Country music sucks and he doesn’t ever go out and party or get in the tabloids because he has a conservative personality. But his sister sounds like a pretty cool chick. Recently the cops had to chase her down after she skipped her meds and streaked out of her lesbian partner’s house and ran amok in the subdivision.

I don’t mean to make jokes about people with bi-polar disorder because that is just rude, but when a chick, especially a lesbian chick, rips off all her clothes and runs naked through a neighborhood, I kinda like them instantly. I am sure Garth cried himself to sleep that night cause he was embarassed. Of course Garth’s bitch ass is probably gonna write a song about it in between songs about his pick em’ up truck breaking down and his hunting dog getting run over by a semi.

Source

Links that don’t own a stitch of clothing

The Hills stars are sexy- IDLYITW

London Premiere of Bruno- Geno’s World

Paris Hilton looks like a genie- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Gwen Stefani does Elle magazine- popbytes

Katy Perry sues Katie Perry- Allie Is Wired

Katie Price is still modeling- Holy Moly

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan hate Jon and Kate Gosselin- IDLYITW

Adam Lambert is on People magazine’s hot bachelor list- notorious news

Morgan Freeman accused of incestual affair- yeeeah

Liv Tyler to the rescue- Celeb News Wire

Petra Marklund is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Audrina Patridge is still in Mexico- I Don’t Want Your Life