Haben sie boobies?

There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein:

• Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
• The dude (more dudes?) from Dawson Creek is a daddy. At least that he knows of (SeriouslyOMG)
• Hot chicks, old dicks. I love college! (Bro Bible)
• Lindsay Lohan Shoots heroin. NO SHIT. (Drunkenstepfather)
• Lohan nips (Amy Grindhouse)

Jessica Simpson is an entrepreneur folks. That’s right. She’s just invested in a little beer company in Texas called Stampede. Stampede Light purports to be the beer of the recycling, world conscious, beer drinker who realizes that normal beer just doesn’t have enough vitamins in it. Does Stampede have vitamins? Who the hell knows? Their a little sketchy on the ingredients. What they do have is a hot chick with big tits in a cowboy hat telling us that we should drink it. And by God, we will. God Bless the U-S-A.

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