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Welcome Archie Arnett to the world people. I know the name is kind of lame but that is what Amy likes. The first of the Poehler litter was born 8 lbs. 1 oz. on Saturday October 25. The bigger news is that Poehler is leaving SNL after the November election to start her own show created by the same people who brought you The Office. When asked by the New York Daily News about her becoming a mother she said,” I am great with kids. I think I am still a big, giant kid. I understand them and usually we’re the same size. I think I understand the way they look up in the world. I get it.” They are the same size?

I feel sorry for the little guy. I mean ask any boy and he will say his mother is the most beautiful woman in the world but to say this fugly dog is more beautiful than say Sarah Palin, it may draw some stares. I can’t leave out Will Arnett. He is the father of the baby so congratulations. I see what you have to go home to every night so my thoughts and prayers are with you.

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This sultry looking country girl in the cowboy boots is 28 year old Kelli Dawson, who reporeted has been carrying on a relationship with Casey Aldridge, the reported father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby. [Note to Kelli: If you're being interviewed as the other woman, it's best to no dress like a whore.]

In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. No fleeting hookup, Casey and Kelli’s relationship was both real and lasting — and it grew in intensity, even as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she shares. (In Touch)

So maybe all those reports that Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby was fathered by another, much older man weren’t gossip after all. This chick Kelli is definitely country fired heat, so I’m not sure why Casey would ever go back to banging high school girls after this. This chick could buy him beer, was probably an animal in the sack, and she could drop him off at school the next morning with her 3 kids on her way to her job at The Hair Cuttery.

Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby shower in Kentwood La. is our White Trash Moment of the Week (WTMOTW). Where else can you see redneck America in all it’s glory than at a baby shower for an unwed pregnant teen?

About 30 guests were invited - including big sis Britney - to Kentwood for a ladies-only, catered celebration for the 17-year-old at the family’s Serenity mansion. (Spears hadn’t been back to her hometown since her aunt’s funeral early last year.)

“Jamie Lynn opened every gift,” says a source, adding that mom Lynne and fiancé Casey Aldridge’s mother lent a hand. “We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.”

In March, the Zoey 101 star registered for baby booty at Babies “R” Us. (People)

Speaking of Zoey 101. Remember how she’s really pregnant by the 30+ year old Nickelodeon producer and not this Casey Aldridge kid. Yeah, that must feel really great. Not only are you up for statutory rape charges, and responsible for a baby that isn’t yours, but you didn’t even get to hit the kitty. There is some consolation though, I hear the Nickelodeon guy had his assistant go online and send over some nice Amazon.com gift certificates.

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