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Avril Lavigne is one of those chicks who as soon as she got famous she settled down and married. She would probably have kids right now but that is not punk rock. And we all know how punk rock Avril Lavigne is. Anyway she was seen out at a club with tons of male admirers and her husband Deryk Whibley was nowhere to be found.

I understand that Avril’s song “Complicated” had a lot of potential but as soon as she got the tiniest taste of fame she instantly became one of the snobbiest chick sin Hollywood and starting writing love songs. So I hope she gets back on the market soon because I want her to be one of those trainwreck whores. Just to see her get knocked off her high horse. And maybe she can date a guy with a camera who likes nude shots. Maybe. I’m just saying.

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