Jenny McCarthy is reporting that she has cured her son of Autism, a puzzling disease that until Jenny’s sorcery had no known cause or cure. Stars. They’re just like us! Except way better.

Despite criticism from the American Academy of Pediatrics, Jenny McCarthy says she helped her son, Evan, recover from autism.

The actress – who believes the MMR vaccine was to blame for her son’s diagnosis – says a strict no wheat-and-dairy-free diet has changed her son from a quiet little boy who used to flail his arms around to a loving six-year-old.

“Before the vaccination, he was huggy, lovey, snuggly,” she says in the newest issue of Us Weekly. “Then it was like someone came down and stole him.” (Us)

I remember getting vaccinated as a kid and let me tell you, I was pretty pouty afterwards. My mom said we were going to Chucky Cheese for a special dinner and boy was I surprised when I ended up working in a shoe factory for 12 years. Come to think of it… maybe I didn’t get vaccinated after all.

To show my respect for Jenny’s little brat, I’m posting some sexy pictures of his mom. Wait, no. I’m doing that because I’m a dick. More naked Jenny in the NSFW section, too.