Posts tagged Audrina Patridge
Well, Why Not?
Dec 12th
This is Audrina Patridge trying on bikinis. [I thought that you weren't allowed to do that because your junk touches the fabric? Note to self: NEVER try on bikini before washing]. And why wouldn’t Audrina Partridge buy a new bikini? She’s a hot chick with big tits and that’s pretty much all she does for the world. Of all the vapid bitches on the completely scripted and made-up show, The Hills, Audrina Patridge is the least unlikable. She’s got great tits and she likes to get her picture taken in bikinis (and naked) which makes her a hero in 42 countries and three island nations. What she doesn’t do is try to sell clothes, or merchandise, or endorsements or be smart. Which is why I’m pretty sure that I’m going to marry her for a while.
The Hills Loses The Possibility Of Lesbian Sex
Nov 5th
So here is some bummer news from The Hills.Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been living together for a number of seasons now. But Audrina announced on Mondays episode of The Hillsthat she has found a place of her own. Though she says that her beau Justin Bobby will not be moving in with her. Audrina claims that LC is totally cool with her moving out but for the people who watch the show know, LC was shocked and surprised that Audrina decided to live independently.
You know this is gonna take the show downhill because Audrina is the hot one that people watch the show for. I was hoping for a late Friday night drunk kiss in one of the episodes but I didn’t get that. And now there is no shot for it. Don’t worry though. The Lauren Conrad sex tape will surface soon enough and after The Hills gets cancelled Audrina will probably persue a career in porn. I would post the Audrina Patridge nude pics now but they have been taken down from practically every site on the internet.
Funnel cake links
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
David Cook has a new music video- Allie Is Wired
Sarah Palin is a cry baby- notorious news
Miranda Kerr in her underwear- The Bastardly
Britney Spears’ pictures are old- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Paris Hilton is trendy- Drunken Stepfather
More lesbian action in 90210- Geno’s World
I think Oprah thinks she will be president- IBBB
Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? Does it matter? – popbytes
Audrina Patridge is Filler
Aug 6th
I save these “girl with big tits in a bikini” posts for days when news is slow or for when I’m out of comish for day or two because of some embassy situation or an overabundance of dirty martinis. So here she is y’all. Audrina Patridge, the poor little rich girl wit the big tits. Of all the girls on the Hills I like her best, because she sold early and she sold out fast and went right to posing nude. She’s like the trailer trash of Laguna Hills, even though she’s probably never seen the inside of a double wide. Call me Audrina, mine’s got 50″ plasma and a whirlpool tub. I’ll bring the pork cracklins and beer.
