Nicholas Prugo, an 18-year-old L.A. native has been arrested for the burglaries of both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s recent burglaries. He is being on $20,000 bond which is a drop in the bucket when compared to the money this guy could make if he is in fact in possession of a LiLo or Audrina Patridge sex tape(s). I don’t see why Larry Flynt has not bailed him out yet.

Either way this guy is going down for a long time. We will see what exactly what he stole and what was in LiLo’s safe after the trial begins but this guy might be able to plea bargain out in exchange for not telling the world what kind of weird shit LiLo keeps in a wall safe. I still say this guy is a hero and if I lived out there would probably be doing the same shit he is doing. Nicholas Prugo=the man.

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Links that are goin’ down for 10-15

Lady GaGa is fashionable/see through- IDLYITW

Michelle Obama is just a regular person- Geno’s World

Meet Katherine Heigl’s new baby- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Shenae Grimes interview- I Don’t Want Your Life

Paula Abdul already hates Ellen DeGeneres- yeeeah

Michael Jackson’s mom is cleaning up- notorious news

Eva Longoria is concerned- IDLYITW

It seems like the MTV show The Hillshas lost just about all their talent. First Lauren Conrad ditched the show and now the second most popular member Audrina Patridge is quitting. They still have Kristin Cavallari so you will still get erections from watching the series but your boner just won’t be as big.

Heidi Montag, or Heidi Pratt, or Heidi whateverthefuck she is going by now will also still be on the show I am guessing. I never watched the show so I am not sure who is in and who is out of the cast. Kristin Cavallari in a bikini is reason enough to tune in though but every time I feel like looking at a chick in a bikini I just turn it on skinemax and watch hot chicks take their bikinis offinstead of watching them cocktease me on MTV. I am sure Audrina will settle in comfortably to her new life as a d-lister after she gives the show the boot.

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Links that are loyal

Macaulay Culkin might be the dad of one of Michael Jackson’s kids- IDLYITW

Chris Brown won’t go away- Allie Is Wired

Jessica Alba is doing something- Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Brook has enormous tits- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Demi Moore is delusional- IDLYITW

Audrina Patridge is eating Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. Literally. Paris once did an add for Carls Jr. burgers and I think one or two other celebrities did an ad as well but none as sexy as this one. I like to fantasize about Audrina Patridge naked more often than Paris Hilton because every time I envision Paris without clothes on, I see the crabs start crawling out of her va-jay-jay and it makes me vomit.

Now Audrina is shooting an ad for Carls Jr. cause Paris is out dated and Audrina fills out a bikini much MUCH better. She said she had to wear a reversable bikini in case she got ketchup on it but they could have just hired me and I would have gratefully licked the ketchup off her breast. Aren’t I useful?

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Links that are marbled beautifully with fat

Kendra has her own show- IDLYITW

Drew Barrymore might still be banging Justin Long- popbytes

Want to learn how to dance like the New Kids On The Block? I didn’t think so.- Geno’s World

The Final Destination 4 trailer- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney’s kids are better dancers than she is- Celeb News Wire

Emma Watson is trying to dress edgy- Drunken Stepfather

Dr.Drew thinks Lindsay will become an amputee- IDLYITW

Demi Lovato is in a bikini- notorious news

What the fuck is wrong with Gwyneth Paltrow’s legs?- yeeeah

Rod Stewart is in a speedo. Yes you can vomit now- Holy Moly

Lance Armstrong has a new baby- Amy Grindhouse

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Amy Winehouse actually managed to writte an album while on vacation- Allie Is Wired

It is not like she was at the Oscars the night of the robbery. It is being reported that on Sunday night/ Monday morning Audrina Patridge’s Hollywood home was robbed. She writes on her blog, ” I had a really rough day today- I got home late last night and realized that my house had been robbed. It was pretty devastating.” Usually when a celebrity’s house gets robbed I get all hot and bothered because I think about the secret photos and videos that could be leaked out. You know what I am talking about.

But Audrina Patridge is kind of a goody goody and I do not know if she even has a boyfriend to make such a video or take such photos with. A video of Audrina just sitting on her bed masturbating would be the shit but I doubt that is in existence. She goes on to write, ” I spent most of the morning filling out police reports and going through the house room by room making lists of everything that had been taken. Most of the items are replaceable, but they took off with a few very sentimental things too. Definitely not a good way to start the week.  ” She doesn’t seem to be too bothered about the robbery and therefore nothing good will probably come of this. However she also writes on her blog that she will post pictures and video of the robbers and will play amateur detective. First Nicky Hilton busting homeless people at IHOP and now Audrina Patridge becoming a gumshoe. This is what happens when there are too many cop dramas in America. All the stars in Hollywood think they can do the same thing. She probably talked to the detective at the scene and when he wouldn’t look up from Audrina’s rack she decided to take matters into her own hands.

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This is Audrina Patridge trying on bikinis. [I thought that you weren't allowed to do that because your junk touches the fabric? Note to self: NEVER try on bikini before washing]. And why wouldn’t Audrina Partridge buy a new bikini? She’s a hot chick with big tits and that’s pretty much all she does for the world. Of all the vapid bitches on the completely scripted and made-up show, The Hills, Audrina Patridge is the least unlikable. She’s got great tits and she likes to get her picture taken in bikinis (and naked) which makes her a hero in 42 countries and three island nations. What she doesn’t do is try to sell clothes, or merchandise, or endorsements or be smart. Which is why I’m pretty sure that I’m going to marry her for a while.

So here is some bummer news from The Hills.Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been living together for a number of seasons now. But Audrina announced on Mondays episode of The Hillsthat she has found a place of her own. Though she says that her beau Justin Bobby will not be moving in with her. Audrina claims that LC is totally cool with her moving out but for the people who watch the show know, LC was shocked and surprised that Audrina decided to live independently.

You know this is gonna take the show downhill because Audrina is the hot one that people watch the show for. I was hoping for a late Friday night drunk kiss in one of the episodes but I didn’t get that. And now there is no shot for it. Don’t worry though. The Lauren Conrad sex tape will surface soon enough and after The Hills gets cancelled Audrina will probably persue a career in porn. I would post the Audrina Patridge nude pics now but they have been taken down from practically every site on the internet.

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Funnel cake links

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

David Cook has a new music video- Allie Is Wired

Sarah Palin is a cry baby- notorious news

Miranda Kerr in her underwear- The Bastardly

Britney Spears’ pictures are old- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Paris Hilton is trendy- Drunken Stepfather

More lesbian action in 90210- Geno’s World

I think Oprah thinks she will be president- IBBB

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? Does it matter? – popbytes

I save these “girl with big tits in a bikini” posts for days when news is slow or for when I’m out of comish for day or two because of some embassy situation or an overabundance of dirty martinis. So here she is y’all. Audrina Patridge, the poor little rich girl wit the big tits. Of all the girls on the Hills I like her best, because she sold early and she sold out fast and went right to posing nude. She’s like the trailer trash of Laguna Hills, even though she’s probably never seen the inside of a double wide. Call me Audrina, mine’s got 50″ plasma and a whirlpool tub. I’ll bring the pork cracklins and beer.