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A lot of people use Twitter these days. It is a cool way to connect with people. Ashton Kutcher, or aplusk on Twitter, just hit the 1 million followers mark beating out CNN and P.Diddy. Here he is pictured above on some streaming video thing talking about how he is such a cool guy. Really nothing good has come of him having Twitter except that one time when he Tweeted a pictures of Demi Moore bending over in a bikini.

If he can consistently Tweet pictures of Demi Moore semi naked, then this accomplishment is a success. If he just uses the account to write worthless douche bag banter, then this should be a day of sorrow instead of celebration. I am proud to say I am not following Ashton and I never will. I like to be entertained on this site, not to be star struck like so many horny 15 year old girls out there. Is that right? I can meet horny 15 year old girls on Twitter? What the fuck am I doing here?

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A lot of people think Ashton Kutcher is a talentless attention whore or simply a bad actor. I used to agree with these people. Nothing is going to change the fact that he is an attention whore but he is also pretty cool. Kind of like when he takes pictures of his wife Demi Moore in a bikini and then uploads the pictures onto twitter. Here is Demi Moore in a little white bikini bending over in the bathroom I guess and Ashton snapped a pic and gave it to the world.

Thank you Ashton. I don’t know if he snapped the pic with one of those mega huge mega pixel cameras that he does commercials for, but the quality looks pretty good. Believe it or not, the occasion for Demi Moore to be in a bikini isn’t a chilling day at the beach but Bruce Willis’ birthday. In fact I don’t even know if it is a bikini. She might actually be in her underwear. In which case she is showing her age because I haven’t seen underwear that big on a woman since, never.

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Ashton Kutcher is kind of a bizarre person. He has step children only a few years younger than him, and it seems to me that he had an opportunity to date and marry just about any girl in Hollywood and he decided to marry the ancient Demi Moore. Recently his neighbor started some construction on his house and Ashton has been flipping out over it since the construction began. Mostly because the construction is starting at 7 a.m. He is kind of a hypocrite because the house he lives in now was built over a 10 year period.

So this dude has been flipping his lid calling the construction workers and his neighbor names like “dickweed, jackass and owl feces cougar placenta.” What the fuck? Dickweed and jackass sounds like classic Ashton but owl feces cougar placenta? Anyway, the neighbor, Goldsmith, is defending the construction saying that it is legal in L.A. to start construction at 7 a.m. Ashton is just gonna have to buck up and take it like a man. That or call Bruce Willis who I am sure fights all of Ashton’s fights for him. With all this bitching and whining from Ashton I am surprised he didn’t call his neighbor “poopy pants” or “cootie face.” That would have gotten under his skin. Here are some pictures of Ashton smoking because he is cool like that.

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