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Former high priced call girl, Ashley Alexandra Dupré may be getting 15 more minutes of fame - reality style. E! is reporting that she is in negotiations for her own realty series that could range from a dating format to her just riding around in a limo trying to get guys to bang her for money. [Ed. note: I made that last part up]

A source tells E!, … that Dupré, 23, has been developing an unscripted show with production execs at L.A.-based Handprint Entertainment, the same company that has managed the career of reality icon Nicole Richie and Pamela Anderson.

One of the concepts being considered is a dating format.

“They’re talking to MTV about Ashley being the next Tila Tequila,” says a source close to the project. (Handprint execs couldn’t be reached for comment on the project; MTV declined comment). (E!)

MTV has gone from a cutting edge, scrappy little network airing the music of a new generation to a soul-raping juggernaut of mind depletion. People actually lose intelligence by watching, starring in a series, or even saying the letters M-T-V out loud. The fact that aspiring film makers in film school can use the terminology “MTV cuts” lets me know that Armageddon is nigh. Except that Armageddon won’t be ushered in by fire and brimstone in the blink of an eye, it will be signaled by slack-jawed drooling automatons with mighty muscular thumbs clicking the remote to MTV’s newest reality show, “The Whore Bachelorette, starring Ashley the Former Whore”. You have been warned.

This is Ashley Dupre, the former call girl who brought Eliot Spitzer’s political career to halt. Well not really. She was just trying make ends meet. He’s the asshole who paid $4000.00 a night to sleep with prostitutes even though he was the governor of the most politically charged state in the USA. Note to politicians: The whole getting caught with prostitutes is a cliche for a reason. Anyway. Turns out Ashley isn’tt the only hottie in her family. The other chick in these pics is her mom. No shit.

The 23-year-old brunette and her youthful-looking mother turned heads as they relaxed on Sea Girt’s beach, tanning in their string bikinis.”That’s her!” one passing beachgoer whispered as Dupre paused at the beach badge stand to buy a $7 daily pass.Stretching out on two large white towels, the mother and daughter lounged in the sun.Wading knee-high in the surf, Dupre’s butterfly tattoo was clearly visible below her belly button with the Latin phrase tutela valui.”She was here [Saturday] and last weekend. She seems nice,” said a girl selling badges. (Daily News)

I guess her mom either had Ashley when she was 12, or she has fucking excellent genes. Kinda like me. Except my mom really was 12 when she had me and she met my dad at a religious cult that worships farm animals. The downside was never knowing which of my pets was gonna end up as a sacrifice. The upside? Well there really isn’t an upside, you asshole.