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is it me or is everyone getting pregnant these days? This is good news for Anne Heche. Actually the only good news for her is that she found someone who actually wants to fuck her. So who is the unlucky beau? Jame Tupper. Her rep tells Us magazine, she has a rep? Her rep tells Us, “They are thrilled.” Well I guess that makes sense. Getting pregnant is about the only thing Anne has to be thrilled about as her movie/ television career is all but dead.

Tupper told The Sun , “I wish people could meet her in person. She has such a sparkle and such a love for people, and she works so hard. She is so dedicated to all the good things.” So what are the good things? Blowjobs? In my opinion if I had a girlfriend and told people she was “so dedicated to all the good things” then that would mean she is on board for a semi regular blowjob on a daily basis. She probably isn’t like that though. This is the same girl that dated Ellen DeGeneres if I am not mistaken. Maybe that would be the trick. Draw little lines on your penis to make it look more like a clitoris and then she would be “tricked” into giving you head. Oh those air headed lesbos, they can be tricked so easily.

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