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First she is pregnant. And then she isn’t. Both stories coming straight out of the pie hole of Us magazine. If they are gonna go with a story then go with the story. Don’t back track and tell people “sorry. We are retards.” The rumors started floating this time around because a waiter, apparently, asked Angelina if she wanted some wine and she, apparently, refused and said she was pregnant. But that was all a work of fiction according to Us now.

To add fuel to the fire rumors, sources were speculating that Angelina moved the production of her new movie Edwin A. Salt up because she didn’t want to show a baby bump in the flick. Is it me, or are people genuinely disgusted and bored with pregnancy rumors. Especially the ones surrounding Angelina Jolie. They already have six kids. Brad said this to Oprah Winfrey, ” It’s the greatest endeavor I’ve ever taken on. Why stop now?” Maybe because having kids isn’t an endeavor. It’s serious business. Anyway if Brad Pitt isn’t tired of having all the ankle biters around him 24/7, give him time.

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In the most recent issue of Harper’s Bazaar Angelina Jolie says that inside she is still a “punk kid with tattoos.” Newsflash Angie, you are a mother of six. That means you have six little children nibbling at your toes for food on a daily basis. She is basically saying that she is still young at heart to make up for all the wrinkles people are starting to see in pics of Angelina Jolie. She goes on to tell the magazine…

“Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. we don’t take war and violence lightly, but we don’t hide it from anybody,” she says. “We say,’ Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there’s real death and violence in the world.” Wow, way to cheer a kid up Ang. If Angelina Jolie were my mother I would disown her. First get done with the breastfeeding stage and then disown her.

She just takes shit too seriously. She is a bleeding heart basically. When you have over $400 million in your joint bank account then it makes sense to call in one of those needy children infomercials and donate a few bucks. But when you drag your kids to 3rd world countries and usually coming back with more kids than you left with, you may have a problem.

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Saint Angelina has bitten off more than she could chew. With six kids, 3 biological and 3 adopted, she said it may be time to give her career the shank. She tells Italian Vanity Fair,”The kids are my priority, so its possible that from now on I will make fewer movies. I may even stop altogether.” She goes on to say that she doesn’t have the same abition she had in her 20’s. Maybe that’s because she has more money than God. That could have something to do with it.

For the life of me I do not know what makes this woman tick. I warned people since last year that if Angelina comes to your little country and you are a little kid, you should stay as far away as possible. Eating uncooked rice off the ground and wrapping ripped up t-shirts around your feet for makeshift shoes may seem bad now but Angelina will kidnap you and bring you into a life of superficial material possesions and cavallier ignorance for the poor. And if you do get adopted don’t think you will be able to suck on her ta-tas. Those are for her American kids. Her biological kids. Her REAL kids. Doesn’t sound good anymore does it?

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