Posts tagged Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse And Blake Fielder Are Dunzo
Nov 24th
My God. These two are probably the grossest couple that has hit Hollywood in years. Or Britain for that matter. It seems that Blake has come to his senses and decided to ditch Wino and hook up with a hot German model. Who could possibly blame him? According to News Of The World, the marriage was based on sex and that the couple were secretly in to lesbian threesomes.
Usually threesomes are the type of thing that make you jump up and down and scream YAY! But in this case, it is just sad. I am a straight man, so I can honestly say that I do not know if Blake Fielder is a catch. He has been married to Amy Winehouse to probably not. BUT he did land hot German model Sophie Schandorff so he has to have something going for him. Amy Winehouse is single and on the prowl so remember your pepper spray fellas.
Amy Winehouse Is In The Hospital. Not For Drugs?
Oct 27th
The word around the rumor mill is that Amy Winehouse is in the hospital yet again. What is surprising though is that she is not in there for drugs. She is there for a chest and lung infection. Which is probably because of drugs. What is funny is that Amy Winhouse’s Dad said Amy Wino’s lungs are “all gunked up” from cigarettes and crack cocaine. So he knows she is abusing drugs but just views it as an inconvenience that “gunks up your lungs.”I am still not sure when she is getting out of the hospital but it is expected for her to be released with a couple of days.
So don’t worry people. Your favorite train wreck will be released from the hospital soon enough to be seen on the streets under the influence of crack and showing off her latest facial scabs and scars for the paparazzi. When Chris Goodman her rep was asked about Wino’s condition, all he had to say was “she’s fine.” What a job that would be. A spokesman for Wino and having to convince people on a daily basis that your client “was fine.” Sad sad.
Amy Winehouse Loves Drugs
Jun 23rd
Singer, crackhead, hottie dead-man-walkin’ Amy Winehouse has smoked so much crack that she has emphysema – a disease usually relegated to lifelong chain-smoking coal miners.
Amy Winehouse, who has been hospitalized and undergoing tests after collapsing, is suffering the early stages of emphysema, her father says.
“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up,” Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. “There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.” (PEOPLE)
I’m no psychologist but I think it’s safe to say that Amy Winehouse loves drugs. She loves drugs like Christians love Jesus and little kids love puppies. I think if you asked Amy Winehouse to chew off her own leg or stop smoking crack for a half day she would say, “Can I get some Lowry’s? Because nothing brings out the flavor of leg like some Lowry’s seasoning salt.” It’s true.
Shots and Tots: Amy Winehouse Babysits
Apr 16th
While recording the theme song for the upcoming Bond movie, “Quantum Of Solace,” Amy Winehouse decided to throwback a shot . . . while holding her friend’s baby. Hell yeah, my girl is back! No more of this flying the straight and narrow bullshit. If Amy needs a shot, Amy gets a shot. Even if it means a baby in one hand and the booze in the other. Hey, she has her damn priorities, okay! What I also love about Amy’s visit with her friend’s kid is that she’s holding a cigarette about 18″ from the him (check out the pic below).
