Posts tagged Ali Lohan
A Family Restraining Order
Apr 27th
Dina Lohan and her children have had enough of Michael Lohan’s shit and now they are all getting a restraining order. According to Michael, during his TMZ interview he said that they have no legal right to get a restraining order but I guess the guy is gonna believe what he wants to believe.
Ali is still young and I seriously doubt she wants to have a restraining order against her dad but she will follow “the grand book of Hollywood” that Lindsay lays out for her so that some day she will be as famous and talentless as her big sister. As for Dina, bitch looks like she got a nose job by the same quack that did Michael Jackson.
The Cops Visited With Lindsay Lohan
Apr 23rd
Michael Lohan seems to be 110% positive that Lindsay Lohan needs help. I have seen the pics of her falling down drunk every night and she is currently on probation from the court saying that she is not supposed to drink or use drugs but the court also is not requiring her to do drug or alcohol tests.
Yesterday Michael Lohan got two sheriff deputies to pay a visit with Lindsay and he accompanied them to her apartment. Strangely, the landlord just handed the keys to Lindsay’s place over to Michael and the cops. The reason they let him go in there was because Lindsay’s little sister Ali was staying with Lindsay at the time and Ali is a minor.
Afterwards, Michael went on TMZ and talked about how Lindsay needs an intervention blah,blah,blah. I am gonna take a unique viewpoint to this situation and say I am gonna team with Michael. As much as I love to see LiLo out clubbing and getting shitfaced, I think she is about one million times hotter when she is sober.
She tends to have this over constipated look on her face these days and I want the old Lindsay back. That’s right bitches. You heard it here first. Team Michael!
Weekend links that are deeply concerned. LOL.
Whore beach- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin is looking for some new dick- Allie Is Wired
Olivia Munn is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ saggy nipple pokies- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lindsay Lohan is a suspect in a Rolex theft too- Yeeeah
Peaches Geldof out and about in Britain- Holy Moly
Hayden Panettiere cut her hair- Amy Grindhouse
Stephanie Pratt naked for PETA- IBBB
Vanessa Hudgens takes candid pics, keeps clothes on, disappoints- Celeb Jihad
See who was voted off American Idol- Daily Stab
Ali Lohan Is Getting A BMW
Nov 6th
She is one spoiled bitch. She isn’t even 16 yet. She is 14. On top of that, the world is just now getting to enjoy the fact that Lindsay Lohan is no longer on the road terrorizing the highway. Now we have to await yet another Lohan to fuck up our highway system? It isn’t so much the fact that Ali wants to get a car. A lot teenagers think about their first car before they are old enough to drive.
What gets me is the fact that she wants to get a new BMW. If I am not mistaken, Ali is not quite a Miley Cyrus. It is not like she is one of the Hollywood heart throbs that has an unlimited amount of money in the bank. She had one failed reality show and then that was it. I am assuming that she will either try to get a job in a movie, not likely, or she will try to take another shot at reality t.v. Which she would be much more successful at if she didn’t have her attention whore mother looking over he shoulder all the time.
Amy Winehouse is cured. Not Really- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Even more teen pop star bickering- Allie Is Wired
Paris Hilton is on a new diet- The Bastardly
Does Scarlett Johansson have a new tattoo?- I Don’t Want Your Life
Katie Green nude pictures- Drunken Stepfather
Uma Thurman is still hot- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Stephanie Thomas Bikini photo shoot- Geno’s World
Simon Cowell is rich- d-listed
