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A-Rod is just another athlete that cheated his way into the big leagues. It has been known for months now that he was using steroids when he played for the Rangers, but we didn’t know until now that he came down with a condition known as gynecomastia which basically causes men to grow tits. I wonder what size bra he was wearing. I love tits but on a guy it would just feel weird.

I am sure because of this he would be moved to tears when he watched Fight Cluband saw Meatloaf’s character who had some pretty big knockers himself. Of course all of his team mates found the condition hysterical giving him the nickname “Bitch Tits.” Ironically at Hooters, which usually celebrates a big bust, hated A-Rod because he would only tip 15%. What a cheap skate. Doesn’t he know those girls are easy and you can usually get a BJ in the bathroom if you tip a good 30%?

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Adam Lambert was in the bottom 3. Hahahahaha! – Allie Is Wired

American Idol recap- IBBB

Kelly McGillis is a lesbian- Celeb News Wire

Madonnahas pretty much zero chance of adopting that baby from Malawi, or Zimbabwe or where ever the fuck that kid is- yeeeah

Miss California continues to gay-bash- IDLYITW

Sasha Grey s going mainstream- Amy Grindhouse

Britain thinks that dressing up like an old person is sexy- Holy Moly

Ashley Tisdale is cute on the red carpet- I Don’t Want Your Life

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The honeymoon is over for Speidi- popbytes

Scarlett Johansson’s breasts win! – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Lacey Chabert is sexy- Geno’s World

The American Idol mansion is haunted- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

LiLo has found an older man- notorious news

If you’re a man’s man like me, you keep up with the sports even though it’s your job to write about bullshit celebrity gossip. So it’s nice when every now and then the two world’s cross. Like today. Turns out Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod), who has recently been linked to Madonna [which simultaneously excites and creeps me out] may have to keep his wife on a short leash because she’s reportedly banging Lenny Kravitz [whose mom was on the Jefferson's as the the lady who married the white guy].

Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz’s pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night. Meanwhile, A-Rod has been in New York with the Bronx Bombers, reading headlines about his numerous visits to Madonna’s Upper West Side apartment, which were first reported by Us Weekly on Tuesday. (NY POST)

Cynthia Rodriguez is pretty hot and she looks like she could be on American Gladiators so I see why Lenny Kravitz is hitting that. I bet she cuddles the shit out of Lenny Kravitz at night.

A-Rod was named AL MVP for the third time last years and he consistently bats well, but some reason he’s considered a pariah by Yanks fans because of his low post-season batting averages. But then Yankees fans are little snooty. Either way, he makes more money than the whole national GDP of some Latin American countries, so that qualifies him to bang whomever he chooses. It’s in our constitution by God. Sports heroes, politicians and Kennedy’s get money for nothin’ and chicks for free. With the occasional socialite murder thrown in for good measure.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to ask my friend Sarah to explain the infield fly rule. What’s that all about?