Posts Tagged ‘Adriana Lima’
Adriana Lima Is Knocked Up
Usually I hear news about one of the hottest chick sin the world getting pregnant and I am happy for them. But now both Gisele Bundchen AND Adriana Lima is pregnant. You know what this means right? It means it is time for a fresh batch of faces in the supermodel industry to dominate the bikini blogs and men’s magazines.
Marko Jaric, who is an NBA star, is the lucky dog that got to fuck Adriana, and I won’t bother posting pictures of him here cause he looks like just about every lucky douche bag who manages to land super hotties with little or no effort. I could make a case why Adriana should leave her hubby and hook up with me, but I won’t bother. I don’t need her. If she wants to ruin her body, and for what? Family? A little baby? Keep her I say. There are 1,000 other super hot chicks that will take your place on the pages of Victoria’s Secret…OK I take all that back. Please, please, please come back to us. First sit-ups, then some cardio and then come back to us.
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By Tom O
Manny Ramirez Got Traded
Outfielder, slugger and all around pain in the ass Manny Ramirez got traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers in what ESPN is calling a three-way deal. (teehee, three way!). The trade was controversial because the Red Sox could have picked up Ramirez’ option but they didn’t, which left Manny not-so-subtly letting everyone know that he wouldn’t be giving 100% from here on out.
Ramirez has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Red Sox will pay the remaining $7 million of Ramirez’s contract owed for this season, ESPN.com’s Peter Gammons reported.
“When a player like Manny becomes available, I don’t think there’s a manager in baseball who wouldn’t say they’re interested,” said Dodgers manager Joe Torre, whose Yankees teams went toe-to-toe with Ramirez for years. “It was something that happened very quickly, obviously.”
Outfielder Jason Bay is going to Boston and the Pittsburgh Pirates get four minor leaguers as part of the three-way deal.
Third baseman Andy LaRoche and right-handed pitcher Bryan Morris will go to the Pirates from the Dodgers. Outfielder Brandon Moss and right-handed pitcher Craig Hansen will leave the Red Sox organization for Pittsburgh. (ESPN)
Manny Ramirez is a spoiled dick like all “new money” assholes get when they go from being dirt poor to way too fucking rich. He’s solid player who always gets the job done (500 home runs, most grand slams of any active player), but baseball isn’t a solo sport. There is no “I” in team, but there is one in dick. (Don’t get me started on the DH rule. Guh).
His antics like, not showing up for spring training, taking piss breaks during the game, calling out sick the day of game, fighting, bitching, moaning and literally saying that he was too good for the Red Sox and his multi-million dollar salary have always been written of by Sox fans as Manny being Manny. Well, Manny is bitch and thankfully he’ll be a bitch on the west coast until he becomes a free agent in a few months. I think that a lot of Sox fans are actually glad to see him go. Except the ones who wanted the Sox to have a chance in the World Series this year, because that’s shot. Thanks for fucking it up for every one in Boston, jerk.
I couldn’t find any hot chicks from the Dominican Republic that didn’t dicks in them or on them, so here’s Adriana Lima. She’s from Brazil. Which is kinda close to Dominican Republic if you really think about it.
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By fatback
WTF?
Adriana Lima – beautiful, perfect in every way – just got engaged to Serbian basketball player Marko Jaric - giant slavic guard for the T-wolves.
“He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love,” says publicist James Weir. Lima, who turned 27 on Thursday, and Jaric, 29, who plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves, have been dating for about nine months.The normally stoic Serb sports star has admitted he fell hard for the Victoria’s Secret beauty. ”I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint,” he told PEOPLE in March. “Now, it’s a little different situation.” (PEOPLE)
Well obviously, I’ve been going about this in the wrong way. When asked for a comment about his new fiancee, Marco beamed with pride and said, “I shoot bowl, da?”. Here are some old Adriana Lima bikini pics. Meh.
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By fatback
