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A-Rod is a very VERY desperate man. Now I am not saying you have to be desperate to go on a date with Kate Hudson. You are actually moving UP in the world if you get a chance to date or possibly fuck Kate Hudson. But he was so desperate that he actually hooked up with Madonna for a short time. This is very sad. But according to Page Six he and Kate Hudson hooked up just last week. Now he is a baseball player and probably has morals and is more than likely a gentleman. So don’t expect to read any stories about how him and Kate went back to his apartment or mansion or whatever the fuck he lives in.

According to the paper they had a 3 hour dinner. That’s right, 3 hours at Lure Fishbar. I am not a dating expert. Yea I got on them and I am single but I know a few things. And one thing I know is, when you are dating a hot girl and especially a hot girl like Kate Hudson, you do not take them to a restaurant with the word Fishbar in the name. But more than likely this whole thing is a farce anyway. He is gay. And he is going on these lame dates to try to convince the public that he is a strong, straight and moral baseball player that little kids can look up to. I see through you A-Rod. No straight man would ever date Madonna. Hell, even most gay people are repulsed by her.

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Links that look good in a bikini

Fun with Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace blog- IBBB

Kelly Brook in lingerie- yeeeah

The Golden Globes pictures- Allie Is Wired

I see Nicole Kidman’s camel toe- Drunken Stepfather

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are engaged…again – d-lsited

J-Lo and Skeletor stay together for The Golden Globes- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Brody Jenner has a hot girlfriend- The Bastardly

Two-Face to return to Batman? – Geno’s World

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor 

Paris Hilton has huge feet- I Don’t Want Your Life

Aubrey O’Day is coming to Playboy- notorious news

If you’re a man’s man like me, you keep up with the sports even though it’s your job to write about bullshit celebrity gossip. So it’s nice when every now and then the two world’s cross. Like today. Turns out Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod), who has recently been linked to Madonna [which simultaneously excites and creeps me out] may have to keep his wife on a short leash because she’s reportedly banging Lenny Kravitz [whose mom was on the Jefferson's as the the lady who married the white guy].

Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz’s pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night. Meanwhile, A-Rod has been in New York with the Bronx Bombers, reading headlines about his numerous visits to Madonna’s Upper West Side apartment, which were first reported by Us Weekly on Tuesday. (NY POST)

Cynthia Rodriguez is pretty hot and she looks like she could be on American Gladiators so I see why Lenny Kravitz is hitting that. I bet she cuddles the shit out of Lenny Kravitz at night.

A-Rod was named AL MVP for the third time last years and he consistently bats well, but some reason he’s considered a pariah by Yanks fans because of his low post-season batting averages. But then Yankees fans are little snooty. Either way, he makes more money than the whole national GDP of some Latin American countries, so that qualifies him to bang whomever he chooses. It’s in our constitution by God. Sports heroes, politicians and Kennedy’s get money for nothin’ and chicks for free. With the occasional socialite murder thrown in for good measure.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to ask my friend Sarah to explain the infield fly rule. What’s that all about?