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"please to bring vodka, tovarisch..."

Get your bunkers filled with twinkies and lite beer, comrades. The Cold war = on like donkey kong!

This is accused spy Anna Chapman giving the Russian salute. Apparently all Russian chicks are exactly like you think  they are:

1. They’re hot
2. They have sexy accents
3. They fucking hate everything about you
4. They’re all spies
5. They love vodka sex

Recently arrested and still alleged Russian spy, Anna Chapman’s ex-husband (read: mark) is pissed that he’s not getting that anymore doing his patriotic duty and releasing nude photos information vital to the investigation. Let’s go down to Gorky Park and listen to the winds of change with NOTW:

For the first time Alex Chapman opens the full classified file – including compromising snaps – on the beauty arrested as a Moscow agent in the US.

He tells how James Bond-loving temptress Anna had a 007-style mile high romp on a plane from London to the Russian capital as their passion reached its height.

And how the 28-year-old femme fatale loved to wear nipple clamps and wield a WHIP like an interrogator as they were Ivan it off.

“I found her Russian accent such a turn-on,” says Alex, 30, who had no idea she was honing her sexy spying skills on him. “She was the most beautiful person I had ever met, with an extraordinary body, and I was infatuated with her.

But their relationship was to be built on secrets and lies.

Kinda like the secrets and lies MI5 and MI6 were duped with as Russians infiltrated your agencies for 40 years! Zing! Aw..too soon? I simply have no problem basing my relationship with a smoking hot red-head Russian spy on secrecy and lies  - and sex, myah sladkaya, lots of vokda sex. Na Strovya!