Uma Thurman is Back on the Market
Dec 8th
Usually when a celebrity calls off a wedding or breaks up with a long time lover there are a lot of bleeding hearts out there that say, “Oh no, that’s too bad” and, “I hope he/she will find another soul mate”. I do not say these things. Especially when the person who going back on the market is a super hotty like Uma Thurman.
The next time she comes over to one of my house parties I will make sure that I keep her champagne glass full and be sure to send her all the right messages via body language. And when I say body language I mean making a rotating fist motion near my mouth and using my tongue to push out my cheek and when I say “keep her champagne glass full” I mean dumping a $100 worth of roofies into it so me and her can have private time later.
Links that are sex offenders
Lady GaGa meets the Queen of England in latex- IDLYITW
Tila Tequila says Rihanna has herpes, pot calls kettle black- Celeb News Wire
Rihanna ripped her dress- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan is going to India- yeeeah
Robert Downey Jr. cemented in Hollywood- popbytes
Tiger OD’d- notorious news
Michael Bay did something right- IDLYITW
Lindsay Lohan is showing a little boobage- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Lindsay Lohan is Hot Again
Dec 7th
Lindsay Lohan has not really been in the news as of recently but now she is back and she is making a big impact on the magazine world by posing nude and semi-nude in some steamy pictures which feature…wait for it… DUN DUN DUN… a guy! Apparently the dude is drunk and has passed out and now Lindsay is playing tic-tac-toe on his back.
I do not know what Samantha Ronson thinks of this but I am sick and tired of hearing about that little troll so if LiLo wants to go back to the cock then I say go for it. I am sure when the mag comes out there will be some NSFW images in there but in the mean time we have SFW photos that you can look at, but I wouldn’t forward them to your boss. Not just yet.
Links that have always been hot
Carrie Underwood is in a bikini- IDLYITW
Lindsay Lohan is slutty again too- Allie Is Wired
Seriously, Miley Cyrus out does Paris Hilton in sluttiness- Drunken Stepfather
Tiger Woods is banging 7 different chicks. Not including his wife. SWEET!- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
A porn star is amongst the chicks Tiger Woods fucked- IDLYITW
Rosie Jones is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Katy Perry’s Rack Brings the Links
Dec 4th
Just about every blog in the universe who is written by a straight man has posted pics of Katy Perry and her phenomenal cleavage at the various award shows she has attended and now it is my turn.
There are probably more important things in the world like research to cure cancer and how to stop the spread of the swine flu but when you look at these pics of Katy Perry I guarantee that cancer and uncontrollable swine vomiting is the furthest thing from your mind. See how she just works magic like that?
Links that are rockin’ double ds
Hayden Panettiere likes to party- IDLYITW
Want Katie Holmes’ kid? That’ll cost $75 mil- Celeb News Wire
Heidi Klum has got her ass back- Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo- notorious news
Jessica Alba’s husband is possibly the stupidest man on the face of the earth- yeeeah
Brangelina news that no one cares about- IDLYITW
Ronnie Wood Got Arrested
Dec 3rd
Ronnie Wood, the rhythm guitarist for The Rolling Stones, was arrested last night for assault. His spokesperson would not comment or admit to the assault but UK cops don’t just arrest people for no specific reason. He was released on bail and will have a court date come some time in January.
When you look into his story, this old dude is pretty cool. In 2008 he was dating this smokin’ hot 20 year old and he was 61 at the time. Anyone who can do that is the shit in my book. He will probably miss his January court date because he will be touring the world singing the same shit that they wrote in the 1960′s. He is a member of a nostalgia band. Some people would disagree but let’s face it, no one goes to a Stones concert to hear their new stuff.
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Links that last name isn’t Woods/Wood
Katy Perry has great tits- IDLYITW
The 2010 Grammy nominations are in- Allie Is Wired
Victoria’s Secret 2009 fashion show- Drunken Stepfather
Preggo porn makes me wanna puke- Celeb News Wire
Britney Spears is 28- notorious news
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Did people actually think Britney Spears was hot at one time?- IDLYITW
Jessica Biel naked, cause it’s slow- Fatback Media (NSFW)
