Jessica Biel is Back on the Market
Jan 13th
Justin Timberlake is a very smart man. He decided to split with his girlfriend when it was totally impossible for her to punch him in the nose. He broke up with her while she is climbing Mount Kilamonjaro. Not sure if I spelled that right but I really don’t give a shit. Biel is a hoss woman and I wouldn’t put it past her to beat the shit out of the frail Timberlake if they split, say, in a restaurant.
The good news is that the failing actress is now open to any douche in the club to hit on her. I bet you could get in her panties if you talked about lifting weights or kickboxing. Me, I am going to stay far away. The more desperate she gets, the more clothes she will take off in films. She just did a nude scene in Powder Blue but you didn’t get full frontal so I am waiting for that to happen. And when it does, you will see it in the NSFW section. I guarantee it.
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Links that can bench press 210
Heidi Montag wants you to eat her panties- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Big Brother seems to be big in the U.K.- Holy Moly
Brangelina may split. God I hope it is true this time- popbytes
Tila Tequila’s phone number leaked on Twitter- Amy Grindhouse
American Idol recap- IBBB
Kate Gosselin is getting a new reality show- notorious news
Jay Leno wants to be Conan O’Brien- IDLYITWÂ
Sasha Grey is nude for PETA- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Tiger Woods in Sex Rehab?
Jan 13th
There are rumors floating around that Tiger Woods may have checked himself into sex rehab. So far about 5 sites are reporting on it and I would bet that it is true as he spent the past 10 years of his life chasing tail. Even with all this tabloid coverage of a golfer, it still doesn’t make golfing cool and Tiger is still a douche bag. A very cool and playa’s playa type of douche bag but a douche bag nonetheless.
I just wish this guy would come out and say “yes I fucked these women”. What is gonna happen? People are gonna think he is a man’s man? Will they think that men think more with their penis than they do with their actual brain? Yea, all that shit is gonna happen. But at least half the people watching this coverage will think more of him if he did it. Fucking golfers. They are such pussies.
Paula Abdul May Have Found Work
Jan 12th
Paula Abdul got dumped by American Idolbetween last season and this season and Ellen DeGeneres gladly took her place. And since AIis about to turn into a circus with Ellen judging, Simon Cowell ditched the show and is starting his own U.S. version of The X Factor. Now there are rumors floating around that Simon might have Abdul as a judge on his new show making the whole AI firing/quitting thing rather ironic.
Let’s face it, people who tuned in to American Idol for all those seasons didn’t care if it was Simon, Paula or a trained dog judging the show. They tuned in cause there was some serious talent performing on a nightly basis. I don’t expect The X Factor to get ratings anywhere near Idol. But I guess the Simon die hards will tune in to see their snobbish Brit talk some smack to people who have 1 million times more talent than he does.
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Links that are unemployed
Megan Fox is rocking some lingerie- IDLYITW
Top 10 signs there is trouble at NBC- Geno’s World
Some freckled model chick is on the cover of Seventeen- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Christina Aguilera presents herself- Drunken Stepfather
Eva Mendes gets greased up for Calvin Klein- yeeeah
Jon Gosselin is taking Hailey Glassman to court- notorious news
Jennifer Lopez is delusional- IDLYITW
Channing Tatum is Unfortunate
Jan 12th
I gotta be honest, when I read this story it kind of made my stomach drop. Channing Tatum did an interview with a magazine recently where he talks about how he burned his penis on set. The pussy got too cold so he decided to pour some boiling water down his suit and it went down his pants and burned the skin off the head of his penis.
So basically, his penis is like the nipple of Tara Reid. Before the photoshop. I burned my penis once. But it was friction burn while having sex with Paris Hilton. It could have been the concoction of STD’s that was entering my system but I told my doctor it was friction burn. Those zits are just bad acne. I pop them all the time and put acne cream on them. They will go eventually. Right?
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