Cameron Diaz is legal
Sep 21st
Hey ya’ll. Emily here. Cameron Diaz should have been a lawyer. Or on Law & Order. That’s basically the same thing.
Cameron Diaz filed a police report Wednesday accusing a photographer of assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly driving his car at her, police said. Diaz and her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, were leaving a friend’s home in Hollywood just after midnight Wednesday when a photographer who had been hiding in the bushes jumped out and tried to snap a picture of the pair, said police Officer April Harding. The couple chased the photographer “a short distance,” she said. “The photographer got into his car and drove toward Diaz and Timberlake, causing Diaz to jump out of the car’s way,” Harding said. No one was immediately arrested and no suspects have been identified.(source)
I’ve always lived by the philosophy that if you expect us to pay to watch your movies, you can damn well expect us to sit outside your home in the oak tree, eating peanuts and ultimately breaking an arm because the camera battery died and you fell from the tree trying to get another from your fanny pack. It was that one time, okay?? And even the judge took pity on me, citing the term “boundary challenged†opposed to the hypercritical “stalkerâ€. And all that aside, this anklet accentuates my legs and I have always thought chrome was a flattering color. Don’t judge me.
Better than…Fresh Meat!
Sep 8th
I am not a bum. I am a jerk. I once had wealth, power and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and… wait, no, that’s someone else. I’m Emily and I’m an alcoholic.
That’s right, bitches, I’m your new guest writer. I’m an infectious (well, until the antibiotics kick in) brazen southern belle – a combination deadlier than drunk Paris Hilton behind the wheel. Bless her heart! So as Fatback inhales a large bowl of shrimp-n-grits, I’m on a gig to recruit groupies. So far my method involves a 9 question survey, a hookah pipe, photos of Scarlett Johansson’s rack and a Black Crowes ticket stub …cause I rock. I rock hard. Sweet tea, anyone? Here’s what’s happening on your side of the tracks.
Listen to the sweet, soothing baby sounds of Suri Cruise. (Gossip or Truth)
Wicker Man does it’s best to make women look like the power hungry bitches that they are. KIDDING! About the bitches part. (Not a misogynist!) The movie still sucks. And if it’s anything like the original…the good guy gets burned alive at the end. OOPS! (Pajiba)
US Weekly ripped of Yeeeah’s blog design. Think they’ll admit it? Yeah, me either. (Yeeeah!)
Grey’s Anatomy -The Fray S3 video. (GMMR)
Lindsay Lohan keeps the shaved crabtrap under wraps. (The Bastardly)
Penelope Cruz and Matthew MConnaa…MCGoghey..MCcoughlagay…MCwhatever may be back together. (Bumpshack)
Lindsay Lohan was robbed. Her designer purse full of $1M in jewels and pirate booty was stolen from her at the Heathrow Airport. (Subvert)
Site News
Feb 25th
Ok, so obviously things are pretty fucked up. We are migrating over to a new CMS and working with a site redesign. Most of the image links don’t work yet and a lot of stuff just isn’t right. Please bear with us…I hope to have this all fixed up and shiney as new penny by the end of the weekend.
UPDATE: Ok, so I think most of the bugs are out so all of the images and old posts are showing up now. However, some of the links are hard coded to the old site (which lives here at The Old Server ; which will stay live for a while), so if you get trapped over there just repoint your browser to Fatbackandcollards.com.
American Idol Twins in Maxim
Feb 23rd
Becky O’Donohue one of the the twins shown above was on American Idol this season in the top 24. She and her twin sister (and twins!) did a photoshoot for Maxim a while back so now this is suddenly newsworthy. I never watch American Idol because I am too busy spending my time in Eastern Europe infiltrating Embassy parties in a Tuxedo and sleeping with the lady friends of foreign dignitaries for classified information. But here are some of the pics from that Maxim layout for you true Idol fans. Thanks to GMMR for the lead on this.
