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Sexy beefcake Jessica Beil is apparently opening the door to rumors that she might be a lesbian. I actually just made all that up. But what kind of salacious news hound would I be if I went with something like: Jessica Bie really admires Jennifer Aniston, both as an actor and a woman whose strength and perseverance are a model for us all? That last one doesn’t quite give me the same wood as thinking about Jessica Biel and Jennifer Aniston making out in my living room.

“I understand being sexy, men love you, that’s great. But what’s really important is that women want to hang out with you. “That’s what I love about Jennifer Aniston - I watch her films and I think I love her. I really want to be her friend! (source)

Oh. Really. That sounds less like a steaming shower of boobies and girl on girl make outs and more like Jessica Biel sitting outside Jennifer Aniston’s apt in her car smoking cigarettes trying to get the nerve up to leave the teddy bear and hand made love note on her door step. Damn. Here are some pictures os Jessica Beil nude fromback inthe day,just in case you forgot why she’s #1 in your spank bank.

Links if you made it this far;

• Uncle Kracker is a perv. (Yeeeah)
• Britney Spears to bring her oral talents to the VMA’s. (IBBB)
• Vanessa Minnillo nude! Or someone Asian nude! Or a girl with a tan and dark hair and the hariest beave I’ve ever seen, nude! (Notorious)
• White folks and old black folks say the darnedest things! (Don’t Judge Me)
• Buffy (2) is blonde again (INO)
• Paris is a poorly dressed whore. (Bumpshack)
• Natalie Martinez say hola. (Bastardly)
• CNN rips their anchor because she wanted help promote healthy boobies. (Seriously OMG)
• Nadine Coyle has a huge rack. (Jordan)
• Porn stars should burn out, not fade away. (Holy candy)
• Stripes make that ass phatter. (CH)

According reports, Nick Lachey was getting hot and heavy with TV hottie Vanessa Minnillo on Monday at a New York bar. Nick, who has been linked with several Hollywood starlets lately seems to be making his rounds.

The two were in a flimsily curtained-off area at the W Union Square’s Underbar. “Nick’s a single guy,” is all a Lachey pal will say.

A source says Lachey, 32, and Minnillo, 25, were doing an R-rated bump-and-grind. “I saw tongues on skin,” says the source.

The next night, the pair dined with friends at Fiamma in SoHo then went on to hotel 60 Thompson, where they stayed until nearly 1:30 a.m. when they seen hopping into a cab with several pals.

The couple got close when Minnillo recently shot a part in Lachey’s upcoming video. (source)

Nick Lachey is giving Fez a run for his money. I have to say, that I am impressed. His star has all but faded away for singing so he has re-channeled his efforts into banging hot women while rubbing it in his bitchy ex’s face. Kinda like how I stopped being a science nerd after high school and became the white-hot attentive lover that I am today. I don’t mean to brag, but I use Axe body spray, ladies. Irresistible.

Vanessa Minnillo is ridiculously hot. She’s also from my home state of South Carolina. Well, actually she’s from the Philippines, but she lived in Charleston for while and even won the Miss South Carolina Pageant when she was a teenager. Hot, Asian, and a southern belle. Bless her heart. I KNOW! I’m pretty sure sure Nick Lachey will fuck this up somehow I call dibs for rebound.