Vanessa Hudgens may have a cellphone sextape that stars her and hyperhetero boyfriend Zac Efron. The National Ledger reported today that a secret cellphone sex tape may be out there showing Vanessa Hudgens nude with Zac Efron. The title of the National Ledger article is Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape With Zac Efron? Nude Photos Mess Continues.

THAT’s how you write a headline, people. Salacious!

Is there now a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape starring the pint sized hottie and her beau Zac Efron? While the photos scandal continues to burn up bandwidth, there are reports that say that the High School Musical star has a cell phone video and a short clip floating around. (source)

In other news, Cingular is now AT&T wireless. Now with more bars than ever. Buy an iPhone and pay hundreds extra to get the same shitty customer service as the rest of the USA. Poor people are stupid. Technology rulez.