NSFW – Fatback Media

There are a lot of smokin’ hot hottys in this world but not too many of them are willing to take off their clothes and post pictures of themself nude all over the internets. Luckily, Emmi A is not shy at all. Sometimes I find myself looking over the daily pics of celebrity and non celebrity women and saying “yea I would change this” or” yea I would change that” but let’s face it. My sorry ass would take just about any tail that was offered to him. As long as said tail had shoulder length blonde hair and butt cheeks you could crack walnuts with. As long as they are not my walnuts.

I don’t think I’ve made it a secret how I feel about Katharine McPhee and her two American Idols, but I think I may have just converted to an Assman. Katharine McPhee is set to play a supporting role in the new Anna Faris film House Bunny, where she’ll play a sorority girl with a little problem.

“I am the hippie girl who is free-spirited and gets knocked up and has no father around. I think my whole gimmick is being pregnant,” she said of her role in the comedy, which centers on a former Playboy Playmate (Anna Faris) who signs up to be the house mother at a sorority. “We have all these outfits that I wear that no pregnant woman — I don’t care how hot you are — should ever be wearing.” (source)

Who says pregnant chicks can’t be hot n’ sexy? Pregnant women are glowing and radiant and full of life. They’re also fat and mean with hairy stomachs and an outtie that looks like a Vienna sausage and sometimes they try to kill their babies. Rreeeow.

Not bald there, but there. See what I did? So smooth…So clever. Like a baby. A smooth clever baby. Speaking of smoothly shaven clever things, here’s a nice shot of Lindsay Lohan getting off of a boat in Venice. If the images are real then that’s Lindsay’s hoosie-whatsit in those first two pics. Number two is enlarged (kinda like her inflamed vagina in that picture.) I’m not saying that she has a STD. Wait, that’s exactly what I am saying. Put some baby powder on that thing, girl. You’re making me uncomfortable. There’s really no reason for pictures 3 or 4 except for the fact that I like symmetry.

UPDATE: So yeah. Turns out the pics are fake. Check the comments for the URL of the real pics. You can thank eagle-eyed Dave for bringing this to our attention and making you feel stupid for wanking to photoshopped pixels.

UP-Update: So apparently the pics are real. So me crying in the shower for making love to a photoshop’d image was a waste of time. WWTDD has the details…