NSFW – Fatback Media

Not sure how naked chicks gets people to stop torturing animals and I am not sure of PETA’s logic behind it but I am glad that logic is there. I guess it is more based around the old addage that sex sells and I would have to agree. After seeing Keeley Hazell topless makes want to give up my weekends where I go to northern Canada and beat the shit out of baby seals with a baseball bat. Don’t know why I do that but when I am at home looking at nude pics of Keeley Hazell means less time killing innocent animals.

It seems that Playboy is attempting to redeem itself after featuring shitty playmates such as Marge Simpson and the non naked Hedi Montag. Now they give you Joanna Krupa who is much hotter than the other two and much more naked. I give them 7 points out of 10 because they are not giving you a good poon tang shot. Of course I am a perv who likes Penthouse cause they show more but I still have a lot of respect for Playboy. I am sure I will pick up a copy the next time I care what kind of cigar Steven King smokes.

PETA is such an awesome organization. They save animals and all that junk but what really makes them awesome is how they can get a hot chick to get naked for a photoshoot by practically snapping their fingers. They are exactly what I want to be when I grow up. I wanna be the dude behind the camera for PETA saying, “excuse me super hot and super famous chick, please remove all of your clothing now and let me take some pictures of you.” Yes. I want that job very much. This girls name is Christian Serratos by the way and regardless of me having never heard of he before, she is smokin’ and has a killer tush.

There is a new movie coming out called The Killer Inside Me and in it Jessica Alba gets her tight little ass spanked like the bad girl that she is. This is the only picture that I can find of it, hence Megan Fox, but I enjoy it none the less. To peep out the entire video with some better ass shots head over to NS4W.org Trust me you will not be disappointed.