NSFW – Fatback Media

Slow day in the NSFW world. I someday hope to wake up to a world where celebrities are taking off their clothes at any chance they get and watching little pervs like me plaster those pics all over the internet but that is not a world we live in at the moment. At least not quite that good. Here is Megan Fox dripping wet and topless. She has little things over her nipples because this was shot back in the days when she was innocent. I hope you enjoy as much as I do. Cause I do a lot.

I have never heard of this chick before but that does not mean she is not hot and not worthy to be in Playboy, and now, on Fatback Media. The more porn I look at the more I like the idea of being shaved. I won’t shave myself but when a chick shows up in your bed and she doesn’t have a single hair on her except for her head, it is usually a good sign. So here is the hairless Arkasha Ames. What kind of name is that? Doesn’t matter, she is naked and that is all that matters.

Just last week I measured my penis to see how long it was when it was erect. I just busted out the ruler after looking at the pictures and it is official, my penis is an extra inch longer than it was a week ago. This chick is one of those chicks that comes along in Playboy every few months and reinstills my faith in the senile Hugh Hefner.

She seriously looks like an older Taylor Swift and I like Taylor Swift. I likey a lot. Enjoy these pics. Also, shaved is the expression. Yay!

Lily Allen is topless like 90% of her life so seeing new topless pics of her is not like discovering the holy grail, but I am still very appreciative when it happens.  In this set, she is on some sort of balcony and there is a pic of some guy holding her tits but I didn’t post that one because the only person who is worthy of holding on to Lily Allen’s tits is me.

Getting topless for the paparazzi earns you a bachelor in attention whoredom. If she wants to move up to a doctorate, she will have to shed the bottoms too. Lily is mad cute so I am sure I would be very happy with whatever she has to offer. Chick could be hiding the rainforest down there and I would still hit it.