NSFW – Fatback Media

There are a lot of smokin’ hot hottys in this world but not too many of them are willing to take off their clothes and post pictures of themself nude all over the internets. Luckily, Emmi A is not shy at all. Sometimes I find myself looking over the daily pics of celebrity and non celebrity women and saying “yea I would change this” or” yea I would change that” but let’s face it. My sorry ass would take just about any tail that was offered to him. As long as said tail had shoulder length blonde hair and butt cheeks you could crack walnuts with. As long as they are not my walnuts.

This is Diora Baird and her 32 DD’s. This is apparently a movie that actually came out called Night of The Demons. It’s also got Shannon Elizabeth and Monica Keena(?) so you’ll understand my confusion at not seeing this on my Oscar ballot last year. If my research is correct – and by research, I mean just looking at these pictures – this movie is about a gay guy who was turned straight by Diora Baird’s magnificent titties.

More Diora Baird nude than you can wank a stick at is here.

Haggis, anyone?

I think my stalker worthy obsession with Kelly Brook is well known, and I can only think of one person who may have me beat  on this.  This is Kelly Brook, nude in an *ahem* Men’s Magazine. See, that’s sarcasm because this magazine is known for photoshopping the soul right out of their models. And by soul I mean cellulite and ass pimples. My Kelly doesn’t have those, so I’m wondering why the photoshoppers did all that work on her face. Jesus, it’s not like she’s 31 or something.

Last week Hayley Williams Twitter account was hacked and the hacker posted a topless pic of her for the world to see. It was taken down 5 minutes after it was posted but some lucky fucker saved the pic first and spread it around via TwitPic and e-mail. Hayley Williams is the lead singer of Paramore and if you haven’t heard their music  yet, you are missing out. I have a lot of their shit on my iP{od and it never gets old. Enjoy the pic.