NSFW – Fatback Media

I don’t know about you yanks, but we Brits love Thanksgiving. It gives us time to reflect on how we lost our colonies to a bunch of religious fanatics who were glad to be well rid of. So while you’re swilling American beer and frying turkeys (gasp!), I’ll be drinking pink gins and masturbating to Sophie Howard, old bean. Unless she decides to pop over to my flat and get the real thing from the source. Cheerio!